WELCOME to WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 12, 2025
Here’s The Story…
A man goes to consult a specialist about his medical problem.
After the visit the man asks, “How much do I owe you?”
“My fee is five hundred dollars,” replies the physician.
“Five hundred dollars? That’s impossible. No one charges that much!”
“In your case,” the doctor replies, “I suppose I could adjust my fee to three hundred.”
“Three hundred dollars? For one visit? Ridiculous.”
“Well, then, could you afford two hundred?”
“Who has that kind of money?”
“Look, replies the doctor,” growing irritated,
“Just give me a hundred and get out of my office, okay?”
“I can give you fifty,” says the man. “Take it or leave it.”
“I don’t understand you,” says the doctor. “Why did you come to the most
expensive doctor in New York if you have no money?”
“Listen, Doctor,” says the patient, “When it comes to my health, nothing is too good!”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“An 11-year-old boy in Florida was able to hack into a state elections
website and change results in under 10 minutes. So get ready to meet
Florida’s next governor, Fortnite McDeadpool.” -Jimmy Fallon
“Scientists in Canada are working to create the world’s first beer brewed
entirely from cannabis. Scientists say they’ve been working tirelessly
from morning to mid-morning.” -Seth Meyers
“For a lot of children, the party known as summer is over. Don’t worry, kids.
School will end eventually and then you’ll get to go to a different kind of
school called work, and it only ends when you get old and die.” -Jimmy Kimmel
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A worker in the reference department of the Library of Congress received
a call asking the meaning of the phrase “without recourse.” He consulted
a legal dictionary and furnished this definition, “Said of a signer of a
document when he takes no responsibility for the face of the document.”
“Thank you,” said the voice at the other end of the wire. “I have an autographed
photograph of Coolidge. It’s signed, “Without recourse, Calvin Coolidge.” 😳😳
Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a 27-year-old man who has no responsibilities due to the fact that his father is the founder of a Fortune 500 hotel company.
Answer: Billy Madison!
“Billy Madison” is a 1995 comedy starring Adam Sander in the title role, as a 27 year old man who has no responsibilities due to the fact that his father is the founder of a Fortune 500 hotel company, and Billy does nothing but party and lounge around all day. Billy’s father informs him that he is retiring and leaving the company to a man that Billy detests. Billy then wants to take over the company, but his father thinks he is inept, and informs Billy that the only reason he passed his grades in school was through bribery. Billy tells his father that he will go back to school and pass each grade in two weeks, and if he is successful, his father will let him take control.
Chris Farley plays the role of the school bus driver, and although he doesn’t have a whole lot of scenes in the movie, he is certainly memorable in the short time he is shown, adding many hilarious moments to the film with his boisterous behavior.
Wednesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This is about a boy who accidentally found a board game at a construction site,
and takes it home and plays with a friend.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
Each group of words below is a commonly known phrase. Try to guess what that phrase is.
1.The total entity of substances which exhibit a reflection of light particles in awesome profusion are not necessarily composed of a soft, yellow metallic substance.
- A couple offers possibility of camaraderie, while trebly aggregates often have the appearances of a multitude.
- A member of the class of Aves that energizes rapidly from a state of nocturnal hibernation is able to seize by force or stratagem the lumbrious terristris.
- Homo sapiens who inhabit abodes composed of pellucid substances containing silicon materials should be prudent of casting hard cobbles.
ANSWER: 1. All that glitters is not gold.
- Two’s company, three’s a crowd.
- The early bird gets the worm.
- People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
After watching and discussing the 5 o’clock news including a story about a jewel heist that happened yesterday in the area, Tommy and his mother leave for the mall. It’s closing soon.
While in the mall, Tommy nags his mother to buy him a “soldier toy.” Mom buys him a toy set on the condition that Tommy stays put while in the shoe store, and she opens the set, giving Tommy ONE of the toys. Tommy wastes no time having some fun with his new toy.
Meanwhile, across the mall, a man and woman are enjoying each other’s conversation over pizza. They seem very happy and excited about something.
After only a moment of fun with his new toy, Tommy comes to know what their excitement is all about. He begins pulling frantically on his mom’s shirt to get her attention and he excitedly tells her what the couple just did, although it seems they were just talking. Tommy, however, is VERY excited. He was not known for telling tales, so his mom (a police officer), calls her department directly. After speaking with them, the man and woman are shortly apprehended with 2.9 million dollars in stolen jewels!
Tommy just cracked the heist case from the 5 o’clock news!
Questions:
(1) Tommy has both a disability and ability. What are they?
(2) What was the ‘Soldier Toy’ Tommy’s mom let him play with?
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