WELCOME to MONDAY FEBRUARY 24, 2025

Here’s The Story…
A man walks into a bar and orders three beers.

The bartender brings him the three beers, and the man proceeds to alternately
sip one, then the other, then the third, until they’re gone.

He then orders three more and the bartender says, “Sir, don’t you like your beer
cold? Why don’t you start with one, and I’ll bring you a fresh one as soon as you’re low.”

The man says, “You don’t understand. I have two brothers, one in Austria and one
in Ireland. We made a vow to each other when they moved away that every Saturday
night, we’d still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three beers too,
and we’re drinking together.”

The bartender thinks it’s a wonderful tradition, and every week he sets up the guy’s
three beers. Then one week, the man comes in and orders only two. He drinks them
and then orders two more. The bartender says sadly, “Knowing your tradition, I’d just
like to just say that I hope nothing has happened to one of your brothers.”
The man replies, “Oh, my brothers are fine — I just quit drinking.” 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

Toys R Us officially filed for bankruptcy after falling $5 billion in debt.
I guess they tried to pay it off, but the bank said, ‘This is Monopoly money.'” -Jimmy Fallon

“Apple is exploring ways to turn Siri into people’s personal therapist. In fact,
this morning when I asked Siri for today’s weather she said,
‘Stop trying to replace your father.'” -Conan O’Brien

“An 83-year-old grandfather in California recently pushed a suspected burglar
off his roof. Neighbors are calling it shocking while the roofer is calling it the
last time he works on that house.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Mary and her friend Jill are sitting by themselves in a bar having a drink.
Mary says, “Jill, did you notice there are two guys sitting alone at the bar over there?”
“So?” Jill asks. “Well, we’re two women sitting alone over here at a table, and
there are two men sitting alone at the bar. What do you think that adds up to?”
Jill shrugs her shoulders, “Four losers?” 😳😳

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a brilliant mathematician, earning the Carnegie Scholarship for mathematics at Princeton.

Answer: A Beautiful Mind!
John Nash is a brilliant mathematician, earning the Carnegie Scholarship for mathematics at Princeton. After publishing an article, he is given an appointment at MIT, and eventually lands a position at the Pentagon deciphering encrypted messages sent by the Soviets. He becomes paranoid, thinking that the Soviets are after him, while at the same time, falling in love with and marrying a student, Alicia Larde. It is eventually learned that Nash has paranoid schizophrenia, and the people at the Pentagon and the agents he is fleeing are figments of his imagination. Disgusted with the side effects of his medication, Nash does finally agree that he is suffering from hallucinations. After learning to control them, he is allowed to teach at Princeton, and wins the Nobel Memorial Prize in Economics in 1994. Most of the people portrayed in a “A Beautiful Mind” (2001), with the exception of John and Alicia, are not actually real people who knew John Nash. While in the movie his schizophrenia began in graduate school, it actually did not occur until much later. Nash never worked for the Pentagon and he was a consultant for the RAND Corporation in California. In reality, John and Alicia divorced in 1963. He apparently lived as a boarder in her house beginning in 1970, and they did remarry in 2001.

Monday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a man who grows up learning to shoot and hunt. He makes his living as a ranch hand and rodeo cowboy until an unfortunate incident in his life leads him to enlist in the Navy.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
Mix me up, and I’m fit for delivery
Shuffle me, and we’re found in a cookery
Jumble me, and we spin in a nursery
Scrambled, and I might be left on cutlery
I’m hard to do with faulty machinery

What am I?

ANSWER: the word “stop”
Each of the first four lines is a clue to an anagram of “stop”.
The last line is a clue to the word itself.
line 1 – post (mail)
line 2 – pots (cooking utensils)
line 3 – tops (children’s toy)
line 4 – spot (perhaps from a dishwasher)
line 5 – stop (i.e. with faulty brakes)

Monday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
A physics teacher used to enjoy tricking his students into learning science facts. One day, he placed an 8-ounce glass filled with water on a table. He then produced 2 straws; one straw he placed into the glass of water and the other he held outside the glass.

“Class,” he said, “I am willing to fund a pizza party for the class if any one of you can drink this glass of water in 5 minutes using only these two straws.” The class was amazed; this would be an easy task for any of them. “There are a few conditions,” he continued. “You must drink using both straws at the same time. You must drink using slow and steady draws. You cannot block or obstruct either straw in any way. You cannot lift or tilt the glass off of the table. And finally, one straw must remain outside of the glass.”

The class selected their champion and felt confident that they would be enjoying pizza at the same time next week. Five minutes later, the champion returned to his seat, defeated, and the class sat with jaws agape. Being a good sport, the teacher still bought pizza for the class the next week, confident they would never forget the lesson he taught them.

Why did the champion fail?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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