WELCOME to WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 26, 2025
Here’s The Story…
A therapist has a theory that the more often couples make love, the happier
they are. So he tests it at a seminar by asking those assembled, “How many
people here make love 2 to 3 times a week?” Half the people raise their hands,
each of them grinning widely. “How about once a week?” A third of the audience
members raise their hands, their grins a bit less vibrant. “Once a month?” A few
hands tepidly go up. Then he asks, “OK, how about once a year?”
One man in the back jumps up and down, jubilantly waving his hands. The therapist
is shocked as this lone aberration disproves his theory. “If you make love only once a
year,” he asks, “what are you so happy about?”
The man yells, “Today’s the day!” 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Authorities in Florida are searching for two men who left an injured alligator
at a convenience store. Said the alligator, ‘No, no, it’s cool.
They said they’d see me later.'” -Seth Meyers
“Today is the first official day of summer. Right now, everyone’s thinking, ‘I’m gonna
hike! I’m gonna go camping! I’m gonna hit the beach!’ While Netflix is like,
‘Suuure you are.'” -Jimmy Fallon
“The FDA has approved a device for weight loss that sucks the food out of
your stomach through an abdominal incision. Or, you could
just try a salad some time.” -Conan O’Brien
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
At an art gallery, a woman and her 10 year old son were having a tough time
choosing between two paintings. They finally chose and went with the autumn themed one.
“I see you prefer an autumn scene as opposed to a floral one,” said the gallery owner,
who happened to be nearby and witnessed the mother-son interaction.
“No,” said the boy. “This painting is wider, so it’ll cover the three
holes I put in the wall.” 😳😳
Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a well-spoken, educated, violinist with a wife and family.
Answer: 12 Years a Slave!
It is 1841 in New York. Solomon Northup is a well-spoken, educated, black violinist with a wife and family. He is inticed with promises of work in Washington, D.C. by two men who ultimately sell him into slavery in the Deep South. When the crops are poor at his owner’s plantation, Northup is leased to the owner of a neighboring plantation. There he is allowed to play the fiddle and keep his earnings. With the help of a Canadian man opposed to slavery, Solomon is finally able to send a letter home; he is finally rescued after spending twelve years in slavery. The movie “12 Years a Slave” (2013) was based on the memoir of Solomon Northup that was published in 1853, “Twelve Years a Slave”. Many people have questioned the authenticity of Northup’s story, based on the fact that he was perhaps expected by abolitionists who hired him to speak at rallies to embellish his account or that the writer, David Wilson, to whom the story was dictated, might have done so without Solomon’s knowledge. A professor of history, however, wrote that she had “never seen a film represent slavery so accurately”.
Wednesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a lawyer in the 1960’s.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
In each sentence below, two words are incomplete. The two words end in the same three letters, so they look like they should rhyme, but they don’t. See if you can figure out the missing letters in each sentence.
Example: One symptom of bronchitis is a ro___ co___. (The two words are: rough & cough.)
- A pig farmer’s job could be called p___ w___.
- A dog injury could be called a ho___ wo___.
- For racing, a mixed ho___ is wo___ than a thoroughbred.
- I he___ your be___ has been shaved into a goatee.
ANSWER: 1. pork work
- hound wound
- horse worse
- heard beard
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Can you decode these stupid quotes said by different people?
“Sniomkg klils. fi yru’oe kleild, yvuo’e solt a ryev iotpnarmt rapt fo uyro eifl.” – Brooke Shields
“Het ienrtnet si a teagr ayw ot etg no teh ent.” – Bob Dole
“I velo Cnrlifaoia, I pirtlcalcay wreg pu ni Pnohiex.” – Dan Quayle
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