WELCOME to MONDAY MARCH 3, 2025
Here’s The Story…
So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are asking for:
There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which
you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you
spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available.
You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break, which counts for 23 days each year,
leaving only 68 days available. With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days,
leaving only 22 days available for work.
You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days per year
available for work. We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down
to 15 days. We generously give 14 days vacation per year, which leaves only 1 day available
for work and I’ll be darned if you are going to take that day off! 😳😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A member of the band Journey said ‘Don’t Stop Believing’ was inspired by the time
he borrowed money from his dad to pay his dog’s vet bill. Apparently, the dog was
hit by a midnight train goin’ anywhere.” -Jimmy Fallon
“Asian restaurant chain P.F. Chang’s announced today it will open its first location in
China. Of course, over there they’ll be called ‘P.F. Charles.'” -Seth Meyers
“Some critics are now saying that NASA will be unable to use SpaceX’s rocket because
it’s too small. However, SpaceX insists that it’s just the cold weather.” -Conan O’Brien
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A man just returned from traveling around the USA for a year.
He had a lot of stories to tell. Here is one of them.
It seems he was looking for a bank and stopped to ask directions.
The man he asked replied “Just drive down this road about
5 miles and then turn left at the Stop n Go.”
He drove 5 miles, then 6, then 7. At about 10 miles down he stopped
for directions again. The man he asked replied, “Just go back down
this road about 5 miles and turn right at the Stop n Go”
He headed out again but still had no luck. When he got back to where
he had started he stopped again. When he asked for directions the answer
was exactly the same. This time Jim asked, “Could you describe the Stop n Go
for me?” The man gave him a funny look and said “It’s on a pole. It’s got
a red light on the top, a Green light on the bottom…” 😳😳😳
Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a slave who turned rebel.
Answer: “Spartacus”
Born Issur Danielovich in Amsterdam, New York, Kirk Douglas (1916-2020) began acting after serving in the U.S. Navy during World War II. He played a slave turned rebel in “Spartacus” (1960), a World War I French colonel in “Paths of Glory” (1957), a Jewish American colonel fighting in the 1948 Israeli War of Independence in “Cast a Giant Shadow” (1965), and one-eyed raider Einar in 1958’s “The Vikings”.
Monday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a prison smuggler!
Friday’s Quizzler is….
In this teaser, I have given you a 9-letter word. Your job is to break up this word into 9 separate letters and place them on the dashes to spell a 7-letter word, a 5-letter word, and a 3-letter word. You can use each letter only once.
IMPASSIVE
_ E _ T _ G _
_ R _ S _
_ P _
ANSWER: 1. VESTIGE
- PRISM
- SPA
Monday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Every clue below can be answered with a two word phrase in which each word contains OR. Your job is to figure out what they are. Good luck.
- Title for the head of London
- Largest city in the Beaver State
- Northern Lights
- Author of 1984
- Piece of paper you fill out in a catalog
- Twining plant with funnel-shaped flowers
- Pyongyang’s country
- Neighborhood place to buy a quart of milk
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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