WELCOME to TUESDAY MARCH 4, 2025

Here’s The Story…
A pretty young blonde stood at the bank cashier’s window and smiled.
“I’d like to cash this check, please,” she said, handing it over.
The teller examined the check and said: “Could you identify yourself, Miss?”
For a moment the lovely girl’s brow creased over, then with a bright look
she fumbled in her handbag and producing a mirror,
glanced in it and with relief said, “Yes! It’s me, all right!”
The clerk said, “No Ma’am, you misunderstood me. We require a photo identification.”
The girl searched her bag again and found a picture with a group of people.
“This is a recent family photo,” she explained. “That’s me, third from the left.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“It was 90 degrees in New York City today. Yeah, you know it’s bad when you get
that dirty gust of wind from the subway and you go, ‘Aaahh!'” -Jimmy Fallon

“An Ohio man was recently arrested after attacking his roommate with a rolling pin.
And I find it amazing that two male roommates actually owned a rolling pin.” -Seth Meyers

“Researchers are developing a stay-sober pill that will prevent you from getting drunk
off of alcohol. It’s perfect for the drinker who wants all the calories of
alcohol but none of the fun.” -Conan O’Brien

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
If the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything:
Stamps – Lickie Stickie
Defibrillators – Hearty Starty
Bumble bees – Fuzzy Buzzy
Pregnancy test – Maybe Baby
Bra – Breasty Nestie
Fork – Stabby Grabby
Socks – Feetie Heatie
Hippo – Floatie Bloatie
Nightmare – Screamy Dreamy

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a prison smuggler!

Answer: “The Shawshank Redemption”
Morgan Freeman was born on June 1, 1937 in Memphis, Tennessee USA. He began acting in school plays as a teen. Freeman played the prison smuggler Ellis “Red” Redding in 1994’s “The Shawshank Redemption”, a chauffeur who befriends his elderly Jewish employer in “Driving Miss Daisy” (1989), a soldier in an all-black Union regiment during the U.S. Civil War in “Glory” (1989), and retired outlaw Ned Logan in 1992’s “Unforgiven”.

Tuesday’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this about???
This movie is about a small boat captain trying to sink a larger German ship in World War I.

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
Every clue below can be answered with a two word phrase in which each word contains OR.
Your job is to figure out what they are. Good luck.

1. Title for the head of London
2. Largest city in the Beaver State
3. Northern Lights
4. Author of 1984
5. Piece of paper you fill out in a catalog
6. Twining plant with funnel-shaped flowers
7. Pyongyang’s country
8. Neighborhood place to buy a quart of milk

ANSWER: 1. Lord Mayor

2. Portland Oregon
3. Aurora Borealis
4. George Orwell
5. Order Form
6. Morning Glory
7. North Korea
8. Corner Store

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Each of the clues below describe a famous pair (example: Salt & Pepper).
Can you name each pair?

1. Jingly sound makers & accompanying sounds heard on the Seven Dwarfs commute
2. Corny phrase used by photographers & thin crisp wafers
3. Small spherical play toy & a letter propagated to many people threatening bad luck unless forwarded
4. Mayberry’s deputy sheriff & hollow round percussion instrument
5. A cheery, cheerful or joyous disposition & a unit of company stock
6. Long slender conifer leaf & message board continuous chain of postings
7. Kevin of “Six Degrees” trivia fame & chicken predecessors
8. Writing implement loaded with ink & bank employee that receives or pays out money
9. A paste made from ground goober peas & sweet spread prepared from Concord Grapes

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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