WELCOME to THURSDAY APRIL 3, 2025
Here’s The Story……
As one of relatively few female airline pilots, I’ve often been mistaken for a flight attendant,
ticket agent or even a snack-bar employee. Occasionally people will see me in uniform and ask
if I’m a “real” pilot. Still others congratulate me for making it in a male-dominated field.
One day, I was in the restroom before a flight. I was at the sink, brushing my teeth, when a
woman walked through the door and looked over at me. “My sister would be so proud of you!” she remarked.
“Oh, is your sister an airline pilot too?” I asked.
With a confused expression the woman said, “No. She’s a dentist.” 😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“There are some accusations that Silicon Valley discriminates against people because
of their age. Elderly groups are so furious about this that they plan
to send Silicon Valley an angry fax.” -Conan O’Brien
“Hasbro announced they are making a new version of Monopoly to appeal to a younger
generation. That means it won’t come with any cash, so you’ll have to borrow some
from your parents’ Monopoly set.” -Jimmy Fallon
“A man in Austria yesterday tried to enter a court with a bag of cockroaches.
‘Get those horrible creatures out of here!’ said the cockroaches about the lawyers.” -Seth Meyers
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Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
In the film “Phantom of the Mall: Eric’s Revenge”, which actor played Eric?
Answer: Derek Rydall
Don Siegel is Derek Rydall’s uncle. Don Siegel was the director on the original “Invasion of the Body Snatchers”.
“Chopping Mall” was also set at the mall featured in “Phantom of the Mall: Eric’s Revenge”. The mall was an actual real life shopping mall and film producers were only allowed to film in the mall if no damage was actually made to any structures inside the mall.
In the ’90s Derek appeared in an advert for OXY skincare products. Derek was also a writer on “Power Rangers Wild Force”.
Thursday’ Movie Trivia of the day!
Which “Baywatch” actor appeared in “Killer Klowns from Outer Space”?
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
eff, Carl, Tom, Ben, and Alan are five loving dads. Their children, in no specific order, are Jenna, Harry, David, Patrick, and Mary. On five different days of the week, these dads decided to get their children different breeds of dogs. Your job is to figure out which child received which dog, on which day, from which dad, and what each dog was named.
- The five dads are Carl, David’s father, the owner of the beagle, the owner of Lassie, and Ben.
- All the dogs’ names have a relationship to the dog…For example, David named his dalmatian Spot, although it obviously has many more. Also, Harry named his poodle Curly.
- Ben gave a poodle to his son right after Sunday Mass.
- None of the dad’s names start with the same letter as the name of their child, dog, or dog breed.
- Lassie was bought by Jeff on Friday. The beagle was bought for Patrick.
- Tom bought a dog for his son David on Thursday, but Carl went shopping on Monday.
ANSWER: Jeff-Mary-Collie-Lassie-Fri
Carl-Jenna-Golden Retriever-Goldie-Mon
Tom-David-Dalmatian-Spot-Thurs
Ben-Harry-Poodle-Curly-Sun
Alan-Patrick-Beagle-Snoopy-Wed
Thursday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Place the same pair of letters onto both sets of blanks to complete a
common word. Each answer will have a different pair of letters.
- F _ _ G _ _ N T
- P A _ _ T _ _ G
- _ _ C K L I _ _
- B _ _ D S T _ _ D
- _ _ A F _ _ T
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