WELCOME to MONDAY APRIL 7, 2025
Heres The Story…
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating,
the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, ‘Last week we went out to
a new restaurant and it was really great.. I would recommend it.’
The other man said, ‘What is the name of the restaurant?’
The first man thought and thought and finally said, ‘What is the name of that
flower you give to someone you love? You know…. The one that’s red and has thorns.’
‘Do you mean a rose?’
‘That’s the one,’ replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled,
‘Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to last night?’🙁🙁
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A London architect has come up with a concept for a floating hotel that is self-sustaining
and could potentially move around the world. Great job, architect.
You just invented the cruise ship.” -Seth Meyers
“A new study shows that elected leaders don’t live as long as their defeated opponents.
So if there’s a candidate you really don’t like, vote for them.” -Stephen Colbert
“Researchers at the Center for Tobacco Control at Scotland University are working on an
invention: Talking packs of cigarettes that warn smokers about the side effects of tobacco.
I don’t know; that actually might make me START smoking.” -Jimmy Kimmel
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Out in space two alien forms are speaking with each other.
The first spaceman says, “The dominant life forms on the earth planet
have developed satellite-based weapons.”
The second alien, who looks exactly like the first, asks,
“Are they an emerging intelligence?”
The first spaceman says, “I don’t think so.
They have them aimed at themselves.” 😮😮
Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
Who directed the film “Chopping Mall”?
Answer: Jim Wynorski!
Jim Wynorski is best known for making B movies. He works under several pseudonyms and some of
these names include H.R. Blueberry and Jay Andrews. He has made many spoof horror films such as “The Bare Wench Project”.
Monday’ Movie Trivia of the day!
Which “Baywatch” actress appeared in the film “Christine”?
Friday’s Quizzler is….
The following clues lead to two words or phrases that are the phonetic reverse of each other. When you answer the first clue and flip the syllables, you get the second answer. (Phonetic only, not letters.)Using the clues below, please find the words/phrases in question.
Example: Impertinent * Teetertotter
Answer: Saucy/Seesaw
- Fundamental * Where the doctor works on a naval ship
- Government assistance for the poor * Goodbye
- Worst possible Test Score * Optimistic
- Relevant * What Jesus was born in
- Sofa * Cups, saucers, sugar bowl, etc. (2 words)
ANSWER: 1. Basic / Sick Bay
- Welfare / Farewell
- Zero / Rosy
- Germane / Manger
- Settee / Tea Set
Monday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Detective Wesley carefully examined the scene before him. He was in a hotel room about 3 miles from the victim’s home. The victim’s body lay in front of him peacefully on the bed. It was January 7th, 3:15 PM, the body was discovered by a hotel maid. The man’s name was Sean Donovin. He was in his late twenties, a successful business owner, a Sunday school teacher, and was soon to be married. The detective shook his head in disgust. He whispered to himself, “Why would anyone commit suicide when they had everything going for them?”
The detective saw this as suspicious. The only potential suspects would have to be people he trusted. According to testimony from his coworkers and friends, he only trusted 3 people: his sister, Hannah, who was very close with the victim and who often assisted him while he taught at the local church; his brother, John, who owned a smaller, semi-successful business; and his fiance, Jenna.
The apparent cause of death was by injection of poison. At least his death was peaceful, the detective thought. The detective continued to search the hotel room, when he stumbled upon a suicide note. It read:
Jan 04/2009 4:10 AM
My loved ones,
Jenna, Sis, John, I would just like to tell you how sorry I am. Blame God for why I am to die today. Blame Him. Seek Him if you want to know why I did leave you. Do not mourn my death. Please move on.
Goodbye,
Sean
The detective saw this letter as somewhat suspicious. His last words were abrupt, almost impersonal. Why would a Sunday school teacher blame God?
The body was taken in for medical examination. Days later, the coroner would determine that the body died from a poison which killed instantly. The coroner would also determine that the body was only dead a mere 3 hours before it was discovered.
The detective then realized that the date and time used on the note were completely false. All 3 of those mentioned in the letter agreed the handwriting was indeed Sean’s.
The detective realized that the identity of the murderer was given inside the suicide note. After a thorough examination of the note, Detective Wesley quickly arrested the murderer.
Who was it?
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