WELCOME to MONDAY APRIL 14, 2025

Here’s The Story…..
I was in a couple’s home trying to fix their Internet connection. The husband called out to
his wife in the other room for the computer password. “Start with a capital S, then 123,” she shouted back.
We tried S123 several times, but it didn’t work. So we called the wife in. As she input the password, she
muttered, “I really don’t know what’s so difficult about typing ‘Start123.'”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Experts are warning holiday shoppers to check the spelling of websites because
there are lookalike sites that try to scam you with a slight misspelling of a store’s
name. Yep, they said if you want more info on this, just look it up on Goggle.” -Jimmy Fallon

“Washington, D.C., 7-Eleven stores have begun selling Dorito-coated cheese sticks.
Because when 7-Eleven drops food on the floor, they don’t give up.” -Seth Meyers

“Today, the stock market hit an all-time high. Which is great news, because if there’s
one thing we’ve learned over the past decade it’s that if Wall Street executives are
doing well, regular Americans are doing well. ” -James Corden

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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My sister didn’t do as well on her driver’s ed test as she’d hoped.
It might have had something to do with how she completed
this sentence: “When the _ is dead, the car won’t start.”
She wrote: “Driver.” 😮

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
What is the nickname the police give the killer that Hannibal Lecter helps FBI agent Clarice
Starling catch in 1990’s ‘Silence Of The Lambs’?

Answer: Buffalo Bill!
Because he skins his victims. Probably the best horror movie of the ’90s.

Tuesday Movie Trivia of the day!
What is the name of the movie about the Woodsboro murders in 1997s ‘Scream 2’?

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
My father gave me a brain teaser with two groups of words missing. The four words in each group are anagrams of each other. I’ve solved the first group, but I’m stuck on the second group. Can you help?

Time to decorate the Christmas tree! Putting up the lights was my job, but after that it was time to ENLIST some help. While the kids were busy adding TINSEL, I put on some music to LISTEN to; my favourite song is “SILENT Night”.

After we finished decorating the Christmas tree, I hung the stockings on the 1. Feeling a chill, I looked down and had to 2 my 3 lapse; the fire was out. I threw on my 4 and stepped out into the cold night to gather some firewood. Upon my return, we were soon roasting chestnuts and sipping eggnog to complete a wonderful evening.

ANSWER: 1. mantel

2. lament
3. mental
4. mantle

Monday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
With his tossing partner, Lenny, Manny is about to try another daring trick using five balls! Manny will start with five four-letter words and Lenny will hold five letters: A, B, C, D, and E. After Manny rearranges each word to form another four-letter word, Lenny will toss one of the letters over to Manny which, when put at the beginning of each new four-letter word, will create a new five-letter word! Unfortunately Lenny has forgotten just which letter to toss at which time…..
Here’s an example. Manny starts with the word PALM. He juggles it to create LAMP. Now Lenny could toss over the C to make the word CLAMP!

Here are the words. First, rearrange each four-letter word into a new one. Then, add either A, B, C, D or E at the beginning of the new word to create a brand new five-letter word. Each of Lenny’s five letters will be used only once.

MEAL
TALE
LANE
TARP
VEIL

WARNING! While some words can be rearranged different ways to be used with more than one of Lenny’s letters, there is only one combination that will allow each of his letters to be used only once.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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