WELCOME to THURSDAY APRIL 24, 2025

Here’s The Story…..
A real woman is a man’s best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire
him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will
enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will
make sure he always feels as though he’s the most handsome man in the room and will enable
him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible man alive.
No wait…sorry. I am thinking of scotch. It’s scotch that does all that. 😅😆
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Alex Trebek is hinting that he might retire from ‘Jeopardy!’. When asked what
he’ll do in retirement, Trebek said, ‘What is start drinking at noon?'” -Jimmy Fallon

“A Massachusetts man was arrested this weekend for stripping naked and doing yoga
poses in a Planet Fitness gym. That story again, a man in Massachusetts has become
the first person ever to successfully cancel his gym membership.” -Seth Meyers

“Some big news here in California: The state’s Supreme Court just blocked an initiative
asking people to vote on whether California should be split into three separate states.
Had it split, the three different states would have been known as Northern California,
Southern California, and More Racist Arizona.” -James Corden

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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My mother and I were walking through the mall when a man stopped us
to ask if we would take part in a survey. One of the questions was;
“Do you think there is too much sex in movies?”
“I don’t know,” replied my mother. “I’m usually too wrapped up in the
film to notice what the rest of the audience is doing.”

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
In 1990, ‘Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer’ was released based on Henry Lee Lucas. What movie,
released in 1992, was also about Lucas, but was much more graphic and distrubing?

Answer: Confessions of a Serial Killer!
In my opinion, ‘Confessions’ was freakier than ‘Henry’ which portrayed Lucas as a cold blooded killer, but also as morally superior to his sidekick Otis. He also has a human side shown by his relationship with Becky. In ‘Confessions’ he is a sick, inhuman monster with no redeeming qualities. He is completely undeserving of sympathy. If you want to see a movie that won’t let you sleep, rent it. The images stay with you long after you wish they had gone.

Thursday Movie Trivia of the day!
In 1999’s ‘The Sixth Sense’, Cole (Haley Joel Osment) brings a video tape to a young girl’s funeral. What is revealed on the tape?

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
Emperor Akbar once ruled over India. He was a wise and intelligent ruler, and he had in his court the Nine Gems, his nine advisors, who were each known for a particular skill. One of these Gems was Birbal, known for his wit and wisdom. The story below is one of the examples of his wit. Do you have it in you to find out the answer?

The King of a distant land had heard that Birbal was one of the wisest men in the East and so desired to meet Birbal. He sent Birbal an invitation to visit his country.

In due course, Birbal arrived in the distant kingdom. When he entered the palace he was flabbergasted to find not one but six kings seated there. All looked alike. All were dressed in kingly robes. Who was the real king?

The very next moment he got his answer. Confidently, he approached the king and bowed to him.

How did Birbal know who was the real king?

ANSWER: The king, puzzled and shocked by this instant discovery asked Birbal, “But how did you identify me?”
Birbal explained: “The false kings were all looking at you, while you yourself looked straight ahead. Even in regal robes, the common people will always look to their king for support.” Overjoyed, the king embraced Birbal and showered him with gifts.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
“Uncle Jimmy, we’re studying Norse mythology and I keep forgetting some of the names, can you help?” Andrew asked.

“Certainly,” Jimmy replied, “let’s pick a few to start with: Odin, his wife Frigg, Thor, and Tyr. You really already know these names, or at least the Anglo-Saxon equivalent.
Woden is the Anglo-Saxon equivalent of Odin, the wise, one-eyed, chief god.
Frige is the Anglo-Saxon equivalent of Frigg, the goddess of clouds and sky.
Thunor is the Anglo-Saxon equivalent of Thor, the god of thunder.
Tiw is the Anglo-Saxon equivalent of Tyr, the god of war and battle.”

“Sorry, but those names don’t seem any more familiar,” Andrew protested.

“What if I told you those four names are related to the sun, the moon, and the planet Saturn?”

“What? That’s even more confusing.”

“Final clue, they are the basis of a naming system that we use every day.”

In what way are these names commonly used about which Andrew should be aware?

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