WELCOME to WEDNESDAY APRIL 29, 2025

Here’s The Story…..
While standing watch in the Coast Guard station in Juneau, Alaska, I got a call from the
Navy in the nearby city of Adak. They had lost contact with one of their planes and
needed the Coast Guard to send an aircraft to find it.

I asked the man where the Navy aircraft had last been spotted so we would know where to search.

“I can’t tell you,” the Navy man said. “That’s classified.”

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNEDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“The website Vice has published a new article profiling items found in the New York’s subway
system’s Lost and Found. The most common thing lost on the subway? An hour and a half.” -Seth Meyers

“A South Carolina elementary school’s lunch program has added a food truck that serves
the kids buffalo wings, tacos, and mac-and-cheese. It’s all in keeping with the school’s motto:
‘It’s Never Too Early To Give Up.'” -Conan O’Brien

“The 12 boys who were rescued from a cave in Thailand last week are about to be released from
the hospital. They said the first thing they want to eat is KFC. Then their doctor was like,
‘Dear God, haven’t you been through enough?'” -Jimmy Fallon

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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A young college girl came running in tears to her father.
“Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!” she cried.
“I did? What did I tell you?” said the dad. “You told me to put my money
in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble.”
“What are you talking about? That’s one of the largest banks in the world,”
he said. “Surely there must be some mistake.” “I don’t think so,” she sniffed.
“They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, ‘Insufficient Funds’.”

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
Which movie features Dr Rendell as a mad killer?

Answer: Psycho!
Starring Vince Vaughn as Norman Bates, with almost no difference from the Hitchcock classic. ‘Bram Stoker’s Dracula’ was remade starring Gary Oldman in 1992, the original ‘Exorcist’ was later re-released with new footage, and ‘The Shining’ was later remade for TV, with a story that was not altered from the book.

Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day!
Which horror star was in 1998’s ‘Urban Legend’?

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
The first lunar base was completed last year. One company, aptly named “Out Of This World Vacations”, offers tourists a week-long visit to the Moon. The cost of such a vacation is extremely high.

“It was awesome! Wait till I show you the Moon rocks I brought back,” Alex boasted as a crowd gathered around him on the school grounds.

“What’s going on here?” Kari whispered to the person beside her.

“Alex is telling us about his experience on the Moon.”

“I felt like an Olympian; I was able to jump more than a metre straight up!” The crowd was clearly impressed so Alex continued. “There are no clouds and no light pollution from big cities, so there was an amazing view of the stars. And while you were here, possibly watching the moonrise, I watched the earthrise – right from when it was just visible on the horizon until it was overhead.”

“Why should we believe you actually went there?” one sceptic asked.

“I knew there would be doubters, so I brought back a few Moon rocks. I collected these while on a moonwalk in the Sea of Tranquility. Hey, Jack, you collect rocks, this would be a stellar addition to your rock collection! I’m willing to sell you a rock for only…”

“I’ve heard quite enough,” Kari interrupted. “Jack, save your money for your own vacation.”

What had Kari heard that indicated the story wasn’t true?

ANSWER: If you are standing on the Moon, you will never see the Earth rise or set. One side of the Moon always faces the Earth, while the other side always faces away. So depending on where you are on the Moon, the Earth will either always be in the sky, or never be in the sky; it will not rise or set.

You may have seen the famous “Earthrise” picture; it was taken from a spacecraft orbiting the Moon. Since the spacecraft was moving around the Moon, it was able to see the Earth rise as it moved.

The other parts of the story could be true. Because of the lower gravity on the moon, you can jump about 6 times higher than on Earth. Even though they don’t contain water, many craters on the Moon are called seas, so you would be able to walk in the Sea of Tranquility.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
A Swiss woman was stuck at a Nazi checkpoint. There was a very long bridge at the border of
Germany and Switzerland, but it took six minutes to cross. Observing the guard at the guardhouse,
she found that he came out every three minutes to check that no one was trying to leave or enter.
How did she manage to escape?

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