WELCOME to MONDAY MAY 5, 2025
Here’s The Story….
One night at about 3am my wife was getting up from the toilet to return to bed when she
heard a little noise. It was a suspiciously rodent like sound that seemed to be right in the bathroom with her.
She, of course, froze and listened attentively for any further sign of invaders. After a moment,
satisfied that she was alone, she took a step for the door. Rodent scratchy sounds again!
She froze, not breathing. Silence. Her heart beat fast as she once again tried to retreat from the bathroom.
This time the noise was accompanied by something touching the back of her leg! That was too much to bear.
She literally flew the 8 feet to the bed, clearing the foot board by a couple feet, to land screaming by my side.
The culprit was right there in plain sight, a trail of toilet paper neatly marked the path from bed to the bathroom.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
Did you hear about the college student in Canada who emailed everyone at his school named
Nicole, Nicky, Nicolette, and Nik trying to find the woman he met at a bar. Meanwhile the actual
woman was like, ‘Phew! Thank God I gave him a fake name!'” -Jimmy Fallon
“A study has found that some people can suffer symptoms of withdrawal when they are forced
to stay away from social media sites. This is why I’m not even on Facebook. I update my
high school yearbook manually, with a pen.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“It was announced today the most common vegetable that toddlers eat is French fries. Or as my
brain processed this story: A study has confirmed that French fries are a vegetable. I ate two plates
of vegetables today. I’m joking. You cannot just eat French fries. You have got to eat other vegetables.
You know; onion rings, loaded potato skins, carrot cake.” -James Corden
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I was complaining the other day to a friend about the knot in my tie.
“These four-in-hands with their tiny knots are so un-stylish,” I complained.
He asked, “Do you know how to do a Windsor knot?”
I replied, “It doesn’t matter if you Windsor knot, it’s how you play the game! 😎
Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
Who played the title role in the movie “Hancock”?
Answer: Will Smith!
Will Smith plays the lead character, John Hancock. Hancock is a superhero who originally abuses his
powers but eventually uses them to help society.
Monday Movie Trivia of the day!
On October 6th 1927, which film contained the first spoken lines “Wait a minute, wait a minute! You ain’t heard nothing yet!”?
Friday’s Quizzler is….
The following are colloquialisms/idioms written in their literal form. Try to find all four.
Example: A Panthera Pardus is incapable of altering its texture. (A leopard can’t change its spots)
- A colorless crystalline carbon existing within an uncouth environment.
- Descending in the manner of the order of Diptera.
- A late pop singer has departed from the premises.
- To be delivered by metallic object that brings forth a great ringing noise.
ANSWER: 1. A Diamond in the Rough–A term referring to someone with good character, but lacking social grace.
- Dropping like flies–This means to lose attention or become bored easily. It can also mean for a large number of people to get sick very rapidly.
- Elvis has left the building–It was an announcement made at the end of Elvis’ concerts to get fans to leave. It is now used when a major event has ended.
- Saved by the bell–Now used when someone is in trouble, and is saved by an unrelated cause.
Monday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
A museum has 5 wings: North, South, East, West, and Central. These wings are where the museum displays their traveling exhibits. One year 5 different exhibits came, each one to a different wing. From the clues below, determine the name of the traveling exhibit, what month it opened, how long it was on display, and what wing it was housed in.
1- East Wing hosted the Ancient Greek, an exhibition which opened later in the year than the one which lasted four months.
2- The first exhibit to go on display lasted for 3 months.
3- The exhibitions in North Wing opened in June.
4- Aztec was on display for a period of five months.
5- The six month touring exhibit was allocated to West Wing.
6- The exhibition starting in September ran for longer than the display of the Samurai.
7- The exhibition entitled Masada and Dead Sea Scrolls opened two months before the display in Central Wing; their duration differed by more than a month.
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