WELCOME to TUESDAY MAY 6, 2025
Here’s The Story….
A British friend of mine once found himself at a dinner party sitting next to an
attractive American woman. The conversation turned to cricket,
and the woman asked my friend to explain the game.
He agreed and embarked on a lengthy explanation of the mysteries of
“silly mid-on,” “fine-leg,” “googly,” “chinaman” and the like.
At the end he sat back, exhausted. The woman looked at him, shaking her
head in wonderment, “That really is remarkable. And to think they do it all on horseback.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“The Federal Communications Commission has had another terrible idea. The FCC is
considering a plan that would require U.S. citizens to pay $225 to make a complaint.
So if you’re mad about how high your cable bill is, soon you can pay the government
$225 to complain about it. Boy, they really have their
fingers on our pulse, don’t they?” -Jimmy Kimmel
“A new study found that a growing number of parents regret the name they gave
their baby. They actually have a name for those parents: ‘celebrities.'” -Jimmy Fallon
“In Michigan, a man was too drunk to drive, so he had his 9-year-old daughter drive
their van for him. Yeah. As he was being arrested, he told the girl,
‘I’m going to need a lawyer. Go get your little brother.'” -Conan O’Brien
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The minister’s wife was a wonder at conserving food and rarely had to throw
away a bit of it. At one meal she gave her pastor husband nothing but leftovers
that the parson viewed with great disdain. He began to pick at the food,
causing his wife to say, “Dear, you forgot the blessing.”
“Listen, sweetheart, if you can show me one item that hasn’t been blessed at
least two times, I can’t see what another prayer can do for it.” 😮😮
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
On October 6th 1927, which film contained the first spoken lines “Wait
a minute, wait a minute! You ain’t heard nothing yet!”?
Answer: The Jazz Singer
“The Jazz Singer” launched the “talkie” genre which quickly replaced silent films. Produced by Warner Bros. the film starred Al Jolson who was paid $75,000 for his role. Jolson starred in several Warner Bros. films including “The Singing Fool” containing the song “Sonny Boy” which was the first American record to sell one million copies. Difficulty: Easy.
Tuesday Movie Trivia of the day!
Which actor played the role of Harry Tasker in the movie “True Lies”?
Monday’s Quizzler is….
A museum has 5 wings: North, South, East, West, and Central. These wings are where the museum displays their traveling exhibits. One year 5 different exhibits came, each one to a different wing. From the clues below, determine the name of the traveling exhibit, what month it opened, how long it was on display, and what wing it was housed in.
1- East Wing hosted the Ancient Greek, an exhibition which opened later in the year than the one which lasted four months.
2- The first exhibit to go on display lasted for 3 months.
3- The exhibitions in North Wing opened in June.
4- Aztec was on display for a period of five months.
5- The six month touring exhibit was allocated to West Wing.
6- The exhibition starting in September ran for longer than the display of the Samurai.
7- The exhibition entitled Masada and Dead Sea Scrolls opened two months before the display in Central Wing; their duration differed by more than a month.
ANSWER: In February the Masada and Dead Sea Scrolls display opened in South Wing for 3 months.
In April the Aztec display opened in Central Wing for 5 months.
In June the Samurai display opened in North Wing for 4 months.
In September King Tut opened in West Wing for 6 months.
In November the Ancient Greek opened in East Wing for 2 months.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Use the syllables in the sylalist to complete the clues below. Each clue gives how many syllables the answer of it has. Can you complete every question?
Sylalist: al, ag, er, ful, ga, hope, ig, im, ine, ize, loo, rand, re, rus, sa, wal
- Arctic marine mammal (2)
- Eskimo Home (2)
- Optimistic (2)
- Understand Clearly (3)
- Chore (2)
- Suppose (3)
- Long Narrative (2)
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