WELCOME to MONDAY JUNE 9, 2025
Here’s The Story….
My family physician told me of an incident that actually happened
to him back in the early days of his practice.
He said a woman brought her baby to see him, and he determined right away
that the baby had an earache. He wrote a prescription for ear drops. In the
directions he wrote, “Put two drops in right ear every four hours”
and he abbreviated “right” as an R with a circle around it.
Several days passed, and the woman returned with her baby, complaining that
the baby still had an earache, and his little behind was getting
really greasy with all those drops of oil.
The doctor looked at the bottle of ear drops and sure enough, the
pharmacist had typed the following instructions on the label:
“Put two drops in R ear every four hours.” 😲😲
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Year, (noun) A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.”
–Ambrose Bierce’s DEVIL’S DICTIONARY
“Few things are harder to put up with than the
annoyance of a good example.” –Mark Twain
“I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where
they’re going and hook up with them later.” -Mitch Hedberg
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The boss joined a group of his workers in the company break room and told a joke
he’d heard recently. Everybody laughed loudly. Everybody, that is, except Dewey.
When he noticed that he was getting no reaction from Dewey, the boss said,
“What’s the matter, Dewey? No sense of humor?”
“My sense of humor is fine,” he said. “But I don’t have to laugh.
I’m quitting tomorrow.” 😲😲
Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
What was the name of the movie released in 1987, that ran for a staggering 5,220 minutes (87 hrs)?
Answer: The Cure For Insomnia!
The aptly named “The Cure For Insomnia” has just one artist, L.D. Groban, reading his poem of
the same name over the course of the 87 hours. Difficulty: Easy.
Monday Movie Trivia of the day!
In which movie did Michael Caine utter the famous line, “You’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off”?
Friday’s Quizzler is….
I may run rings around you
Or escape your clutching grip
Or leave a treacherous trail
That gives a sudden slip.
(If you’re not careful!)
You always end up winning,
While I shrink with each new meet:
Our bouts will be my ruin,
But you’ll come out smelling sweet.
What am I?
ANSWER: A bar of soap.
Monday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
A spoonerism is a pair of words that can have the initial sounds switched to form new words. For example, “churning bear” is a spoonerism for “burning chair” (note that the pairs do not have to be spelled the same – only sound the same). From the definitions below, can you figure out the spoonerism pairs?
- Thumper’s cellphone…mis-named nerve.
- Where to buy a mallard…jammed portal.
- Grizzly relative…two pin-lovers.
- Sad iguana…Merlin slam-dunking.
- Wasp accelerates…Half a six-pack.
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