WELCOME to FRIDAY JUNE 6, 2025

Here’s The Story….
A member of a diet club bemoaned her lack of will-power. She had made her family’s favorite
cake over the weekend, she explained, and they had eaten half of it. The next day, however,
the uneaten half beckoned. She cut herself a slice. Then another, and another. By the time she
had polished off the cake, she knew her husband would be disappointed.
“What did he say when he found out?” one club member asked.
“He never found out,” she said. “I made another cake and ate half.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“The salad dressing company Hidden Valley is now offering actual kegs of ranch dressing.
When you buy one of these kegs, the cashier is legally required to put their hand on
your shoulder and go, ‘Everything OK, man?'” -James Corden

“Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz recently said that despite rumors, he is not considering running
for president in 2020. He wanted to, but they keep misspelling his name on the banner.” -Seth Meyers

“There’s a lot of talk about how global warming will be a disaster for future generations. When you
think about it, it’s hard to care. What have these future generations ever done for us?” -Jimmy Kimmel

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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Even though my Ecuadoran son-in-law is fluent in English, he translates some
figures of speech too literally. When I commented that he and my daughter
are about the same age, but she looks much younger, he agreed.
“Yes,” he said. “A lot of people think I stole the crib.” 😲😲

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
In the summer of 2007, 7-11 convenience stores around the U.S. briefly turned in to Kwik-e-Marts, in anticipation of the release of which movie?

Answer: The Simpsons Movie!
“The Simpsons Movie” was finally created, and released in July 2007. It had been something the writers had been interested in doing since the early years of the television show. 7-11 stores were sponsoring the release of the movie by temporarily changing their signage and decor to look like the Kwik-e-Mart, Homer’s favourite convenience store. 7-11 also temporarily baked and sold donuts made to look Homer’s typical snack – a donut with pink icing and sprinkles.

Friday Movie Trivia of the day!
What was the name of the movie released in 1987, that ran for a staggering 5,220 minutes (87 hrs)?

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
The Situation:
There is an island with 10 inhabitants. One day a monster comes and says that he intends to eat every one of them but will give them a chance to survive in the following way:
In the morning, the monster will line up all the people – single file so that the last person sees the remaining 9, the next person sees the remaining 8, and so on until the first person that obviously sees no one in front of himself. The monster will then place black or white hats on their heads randomly (they can be all white, all black or any combination thereof).
The monster will offer each person starting with the last one (who sees everyone else’s hats) to guess the color of his/her own hat. The answer can only be one word: “white” or “black”. The monster will eat him on the spot if he guessed wrong, and will leave him alive if he guessed right. All the remaining people will hear both the guess and the outcome of the guess. The monster will then go on to the next to last person (who only sees 8 people), and so on until the end.
The monster gives them the whole night to think.

The Task:
Devise the optimal strategy that these poor natives could use to maximize their survival rate.

Assumptions:
1) All the 10 people can easily understand your strategy, and will execute it with perfect precision.
2) If the monster suspects that any of the people are giving away information to any of the remaining team members by intonation of words when answering, or any other signs, or by touch, he will eat everyone.
3) The only allowed response is a short, unemotional “white” or “black”.
4) Having said that, I will add that you can put any value you like into each of these words. For example, “white” can mean “my mother did my laundry” and “black” can mean the guy in front of me is wearing a black hat.

ANSWER: Here it is: The first guy to guess (guy #10) will be the only one to assume the following value for the words “white” and “black”: The answer “black” will mean that there are an odd number of black hats that he sees. The answer “white” will mean that there are an odd number of white hats that he sees. This way one by one all the other 9 people will know the color of their hats. Let us say that guy #10 (first to speak, and sees the hats of the remaining 9) says “white”. That should mean to everybody else that he sees an odd number of white hats. At this time guy #9 will either be wearing a white or a black hat. If he is wearing a white hat he will only see an even number of white hats, and since guy #10 said that there is and odd number of white hats, guy #9 will know that he is wearing white and will say it. But if guy #9 is wearing a black hat, he will see an odd number of white hats (just like #10 did), and thus will know that he is wearing a black hat and will say it. No matter what #9 answers, guy #8 (who heard guy #10 and guy #9) can now easily incorporate the color of hat on guy #9 into the original answer of guy #10. This will allow #8 to know if he should see an odd or even number of white hats in front of him to determine his own hat color. The same thing repeats with #7-1. And they all get it right except of course #10, though he may get lucky.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
I may run rings around you
Or escape your clutching grip
Or leave a treacherous trail
That gives a sudden slip.
(If you’re not careful!)

You always end up winning,
While I shrink with each new meet:
Our bouts will be my ruin,
But you’ll come out smelling sweet.

What am I?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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