WELCOME to FRIDAY JUNE 13, 2025

Here’s The Story….
When I was younger I worked in a Mom and Pop convenience store. A woman came
into the store and walked straight up to me without even
shopping and asked if I had any baby nipples.
I told her, “no ma’am, mine are fully grown.”
Luckily she got a kick out of it and I sold her the nipples for her baby bottles.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“According to a new study, 1 in 3 children in the United States have divorced parents.
While the other two-thirds are the only reason their parents are staying together.” Seth Meyers

“Starbucks is going to start carrying coconut milk. If you want to stay competitive in the coffee
business you’ve got to consistently provide your customers with new ways
to make their orders more annoying.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“According to a recent survey, 12 percent of Americans say that it’s fine to cheat a little on
your taxes. While the other 88 percent know not to talk to a guy with a
clipboard asking them if they cheat on their taxes.” -Jimmy Fallon

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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Our armored car arrived earlier than usual, so my deposit wasn’t quite ready. As the young
man waited patiently for me to secure the bag, I said, “Sorry to hold you up.”
“Delay, delay,” he corrected me. “We don’t use that other phrase.” 😲😲

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
In the movie “First Blood”, who plays the role of Colonel Trautman,
John Rambo’s former military trainer/commander?

Answer: Monsters, Inc.!
Boo, the small girl who accidentally got into Monsteropolis, was voiced by a four year-old girl called Mary Gibbs, as was the character. She was found by Mike Wazowski (voiced by Billy Crystal) and John Sullivan (voiced by John Goodman).

Friday Movie Trivia of the day!
In the movie “First Blood”, who plays the role of Colonel Trautman, John Rambo’s former military trainer/commander?

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
In a country, there are over 100 streets. Street 1 is named First Street, street 2 is named Second Street, and so on and so forth.
A traveller decides to walk through all these streets in the country. He could find all the streets except Street 62.
No matter how hard he tried, he could not find it.
He later found that the locals had given the street another name.
What is the name?

ANSWER: Minute street. This is because Street 62 is named Sixty Second Street,
and Sixty Seconds = 1 Minute, hence Street 62 is also called Minute Street.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
In a small cottage near the woods, five kittens were born. Their names were Purry, Whiskers, Mewler, Kiki, and Cayli. They each had different fur patterns, a certain favorite treat, and a secret hideout. There was a calico cat, a Siamese cat, a gray tabby cat, a black cat, and an orange cat. The foods they liked were one of the following: salmon, tuna, chicken, turkey, or shrimp. The places that they went to hide were the front porch, the forest, the roof, under the table, and behind the couch.

1. The kitten who often explored in the forest had a coat which allowed him to blend in with the shadows.
2. Purry liked to spy on the black cat from her secret hideout. She had a great view because of the height she had to climb to get to her hideout.
3. The two cats who liked fish liked to stay indoors. The two cats who liked poultry wanted to go outside but were afraid of the forest.
4. Cayli loved being outdoors, but she didn’t want to go too far away. She thought that Kiki and the Siamese cat were missing out on the sunlight.
5. Whiskers couldn’t stand the stench of shrimp and tuna.
6. The kitten with gray stripes bragged that she was the closest to the sun, but the orange cat believed that her spot allowed her to get plenty of sunlight.
7. Whenever the aroma of turkey reached her, Purry would quickly climb down and go back inside to get some.
8. The Siamese cat loved the fish that began with the same letter as his breed, and he would always sleep right beneath where this delicious fish was served.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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