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Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to TUESDAY JUNE 17, 2025

Here’s The Story….
My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage.
He told me that he knew as early as their wedding what marriage to my Mom would be like.
The way he tells it, the minister asked my Mom, “Do you take this man to be your husband.” And she said, “I do.”
Then the minister asked my Dad, “Do you take this woman to be your wife,” and my Mom said, “He does.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Father’s Day cards fit into four major categories: golf, fishing, barbecue, beer. And beer.
And beer. And beer. What kind of message is this? ‘Dad, you are a potbellied drunk and
we’re sending you to rehab after you finish mowing the lawn.’ We need to mix it up a little.
Either the cards need to change, or we do.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“Two Australian farmers recently created a kind of vodka made from carrots. It’s the
best thing that’s ever happened to rabbit bachelorette parties.” -Seth Meyers

“More millennials are looking to get rid of extra piercings and even remove their tattoos.
Researchers say it’s due to a new phenomenon occurring among millennials called turning 30.” -Jimmy Fallon

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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I couldn’t decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for vacation, so I called
the airlines to get prices. “Airfare to Denver is $300,” the cheery salesperson replied.
“And what about Salt Lake City?”
“We have a really great rate to Salt Lake; $99,” she said. “But there is a stopover.”
“Where?”
“In Denver,” she said. 😲😲

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
In the movie “Forrest Gump”, what is Forrest’s girlfriend’s first name?

Answer: Jenny!
Jenny Curran, Forrest Gump’s friend and eventual wife is played by Robin Wright. The plot has Forrest losing touch with
his mate from childhood, reuniting with her, and eventually having a child with her before her untimely death.

Tuesday Movie Trivia of the day!
What is Indiana Jones’ real first name?

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
Starting with a one-letter word or abbreviation, add a letter and rearrange the letters to produce the next. A clue is given for each.

Maybe your car does 0 to 60 in 10 sec., but can you do this “0 to 10” in 60 sec.? Go on – get out the stopwatch!

The hint provides the starting letters of the even numbered words.

  1. Ford model, known as “Tin Lizzie”
  2. @
  3. Traitor (slang)
  4. Not before the horse, please!
  5. Track down; discover
  6. Collected by bees
  7. Convinced, beyond any doubt
  8. Completed in 6 days, according to Genesis
  9. “Ashes to ashes”
  10. Power and authority; significance

ANSWER: 1. T

  1. At
  2. Rat
  3. Cart
  4. Trace
  5. Nectar
  6. Certain
  7. Creation
  8. Cremation
  9. Importance

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Over a ten year period a truck was owned by 4 consecutive men, each a master of a different trade in a different city. From the following clues, identify the first and last names of the owners and the order in which they owned the truck. Also, each man’s trade, where he worked, and the duration that he owned the truck.

  1. Mike owned the truck for 3 years.
  2. The plumber bought the truck new.
  3. Smith did not work in Newark.
  4. The fourth man owned the truck for the least amount of time, and was not the electrician.
  5. The third owner’s last name was Jones.
  6. Joe worked in Chicago. He sold the truck to the man who owned it for 4 years.
  7. Tom, the painter, did not work in Boston.
  8. Pat’s last name is Reilly.
  9. The mason from New York sold the truck to Kelly.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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