WELCOME to TUESDAY JULY 8th, 2025

Here’s The Story….
You know how in first grade they used fruits to explain stuff like “one banana plus two bananas make three bananas”?
Here’s a list of high school math courses based on bananas:

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Algebra I – A
You have a negative banana (possibly made of antimatter). Add two bananas to it and you get one banana.

Algebra I – B
You have a banana. Factor it, or solve for apples using the quadratic formula.

Geometry
Prove: Bananas are not vegetables. Given: Bananas are fruits.

Algebra II
You have an imaginary banana. Square it, and you get one of those weird anti-matter bananas. The student learns that their dreams will become reality if they only raise them to the fourth power.

Pre-Calculus
What is the cosecant of Pi over 2 bananas in a unit apple?

Calculus AB
The student learns to find the slope of a banana.

Calculus BC
The student learns to find the slope of a banana and also to find the area under the banana. 
 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Engineers have begun trying to find a way to brew beer on the moon. Which means
we’ll soon have astronauts calling into Mission Control saying, ‘Houston,
we have a drinking problem.'” -Conan O’Brien

“According to a new report, 67 percent of millennials use Netflix, which must really
tick off whoever owns the account they’re using.” -Seth Meyers

“Wildlife officials in India are now putting wild monkeys on birth control to help curb
the recent population spike. This is good for wildlife, and even better for female
monkeys who want to focus on their careers.” -Jimmy Fallon 
 
 

 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The heaviest element known to science is Managerium.
This element has no protons or electrons, but has a nucleus made up of 1 neutron,
2 vice-neutrons, 5 junior vice-neutrons, 25 assistant vice-neutrons, and 125 junior
assistant vice-neutrons all going round in circles.
Managerium has a half-life of three years, at which time it does not decay but
institutes a series of reviews leading to reorganization.
Its molecules are held together by means of the exchange
of tiny particles known as morons.
 
 

Monday*’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!  
The 1980 psychological horror film was directed by Stanley Kubrick and starred Jack Nicholson and Shelley Duval – it is based on Stephen King’s 1977 novel of the same name and features Jack Torrance, a writer suffering from writer’s block who becomes the winter caretaker at a remote hotel where a previous caretaker had murdered his wife.
 
Answer:  The Shining! 
 
Tuesday Movie Trivia of the day!  
Frank Darabont directs this 1999 film that stars Tom Hanks and Michael Clarke Duncan – with Tom Hanks playing the warden of a death row prison. Duncan plays a prisoner who can heal others of sickness who is sentenced to death for a murder he did not commit. The movie is based on Stephen King’s novel that was released 3 years earlier.

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
What does this represent?

Ag Ag Ag Ag Ag
Ag CIRRUS Ag
Ag Ag Ag Ag Ag

Ag Ag Ag Ag Ag
Ag CUMULUS Ag
Ag Ag Ag Ag Ag

Ag Ag Ag Ag Ag
Ag STRATUS Ag
Ag Ag Ag Ag Ag

ANSWER: Every cloud has a silver lining.
Cirrus, cumulus, and stratus are types of clouds. Ag is the chemical symbol for silver.
 
 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
An anagram is a word or phrase formed by rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. For example, rearrange “none” to get “neon”.

It is not considered an anagram if you exchange a letter with the same letter. For example, switching the n’s with each other in “noun” does not give an anagram.

Even though a word is not considered an anagram of itself, your task is to find a word that is an anagram of itself. If you can do the seemingly impossible once, you might as well find a second word that is an anagram of itself.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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