WELCOME to THURSDAY JULY 10th, 2025

Here’s The Story….
I volunteered recently to perform a parachute jump for charity. On our first day of training,
the instructor made an important point about preparing for landing at 300 feet.
“How do you know when you’re at 300 feet?” asked one woman.
“A good question,” replied the instructor. “At 300 feet you can recognize the faces of people on the ground.”
The woman thought about this for awhile before saying, “What happens if there’s no one there I know?” 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Apple just released a new app that lets you read books with your kids on your TV.
Or as dads put it, ‘Yeah, this ‘book’ is about the Patriots-Seahawks game, and it’s a thriller.'” -Jimmy Fallon

“According to scientists, the moon is the closest it’s been to the Earth since 1948.
Apparently, the moon is worried and wants to know what the hell is going on down here.” -Conan O’Brien

“Last night, the moon appeared larger than normal because it was closer to the Earth.
Astronomers call it a super moon. Famed astronomer Neil deGrasse Tyson mocked the
hype and said if you had a 15-inch pizza that became a 16-inch pizza, would you call that
a super pizza? And I think I speak for everyone when I say, that depends what’s on it.” -James Corden
 
 

 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My boss is without peer when it comes to the rules and regulations that customs officials
must follow. But when it comes to the law, well, that’s a different story.
We were attending a court case in which we were prosecuting a smuggler.
The judge asked the court, “Who is making these allegations?”
My boss stood up and proclaimed, “I am the alligator, your honor.” 
 

Wednesday*’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!  
King’s 1974 novel has been adapted into many films, but the most famous movie is Brian De Palma’s 1976 blockbuster “Carrie”, that featured John Travolta and Sissy Spacek. Carrie White is an outcast at her school, tormented for her shabby appearance and social awkwardness.

At home, her mother is a religious fundamentalist with little empathy for her teenage daughter. The most famous scene in the movie occurs at the prom, where Carrie is finally able to exact her revenge.

Answer:  Carrie!
 
Thursday Movie Trivia of the day!  
The 1982 novella “Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption” was published by Steven King in his collection “Different Seasons”. The 1994 Frank Darabont film, starring Morgan Freeman and Tim Robbins, is significantly more popular. The story follows two prison inmates who are attempting to escape their captivity and find freedom.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
After getting off work from the toy factory that night, Duffus was going out to dinner with the girl next door. Wanting to impress her with his newly painted car, which he painted himself using some old paint the factory was going to throw out, he decided to go through the car wash before meeting her. Duffus gazed into the steaming hot car wash thinking how great his car would look after. Then he noticed the time. “I’m gonna be late,” thought Duffus. Once through, Duffus sped out of the car wash as the attendant looked on in amazement at his car. Duffus, normally a responsible driver, but now in panic mode, became a speed demon on the only road out of town. He raced past the doughnut shop where two officers were parked, and they happened to get a really good look at Duffus’s car as he sped by. As it started to rain, Duffus thought how the cold wet weather could ruin his dinner plans. Realizing the roads were getting slick and he was way in excess of the speed limit, he slowed down. Then, Duffus noticed the flashing lights and sirens. He was the only car on the road for miles, so he knew they wanted him and pulled over, but they just slowed down enough to get a good look at the car and sped off in search of their speeder. “Strange,” thought Duffus, and kept going. Though the police had clearly seen Duffus’s car as he passed the doughnut shop, they thought Duffus was not the one they saw.

Why?

ANSWER: Duffus had painted his car with color changing paint used on toys. When his car was cold, it was blue. Once through the hot car wash, it turned red, and then the cold rain turned it blue again. The police saw the car as red at the doughnut shop and blue as they passed later.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
If you like solving puzzles, periodically,
Then this may suit your particular body chemistry.
One is partly controversial but makes hard teeth with just a trace,
Two is notoriously poisonous and sometimes seen with old lace.
Three made the Hindenburg rise and fall disastrously from the sky,
Four is most essential, without Thyroxin you would surely die.
Five is up in the air and to life it is very dear.
Six is like your favourite pub, a lot to do with atmosphere.
Put us all together and we wield economic power,
A magazine? ; a dress ? ; a trend? ; I change by the hour.
What am I?

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