WELCOME to MONDAY JULY 14th, 2025
Here’s The Story….
A man buys a parrot. The bird is beautiful but swears in the most foul manner all day long.
The man tries everything to silence the parrot: he covers the cage, he turns on loud music,
he threatens to hit the parrot… but it’s all of no use. After a few days of incessant ranting, he
becomes so unnerved that he grabs the parrot and puts it in the freezer. The parrot is rioting
around at first, but then suddenly everything in the freezer becomes dead quiet.
The man feels guilty and is afraid that the parrot may have died of fear. So he opens the chest again.
The parrot climbs out, climbs up the man’s arm, sits on the shoulder and says, “I would like to apologize
profusely for my unbecoming behavior. I assure you that this will never happen again.”
The man is completely flabbergasted, but before he can say anything himself, the parrot clears
his throat and says: “If you allow me to ask… what did the chicken do?” 😁😂🤣
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
When I was ten, my family moved to Downer’s Grove, Illinois.
When I was twelve, I found them. Emo Phillips
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant.
Every table had an argument going. George Carlin
Your basic extended family today includes your ex-husband or
ex-wife, your ex’s new mate, your new mate, possibly your new
mate’s ex and any new mate that your new mate’s ex has acquired.
Delia Ephron
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My family have a tradition of placing bets on how high they can hoist
my mother’s sister each Christmas at the family get together.
I keep telling them to stop because it will end in disaster but
they just keep upping the ante each year. 😂🤣
Friday*’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!
Morten Tyldum’s biographical film is about the life of Alan Turing. But the majority of the plot centers about the brilliant scientist’s attempt to use pioneering computing methods to break the German coding machine “Enigma” and help his the Allies win World War II. The 2014 film stars Benedict Cumberbatch and Kiera Knightley.
Answer: The Imitation Game!
Monday Movie Trivia of the day!
The 1998 Steven Spielberg epic war film stars Tom Hanks and Matt Damon – the opening scene is on Omaha Beach in France during D-day when the Allied troops were attempting the largest land invasion to that point in war history. General Marshall orders that Private James Ryan be brought back home to the United States, as his three brothers have all been killed in action in the war.
Friday’s Quizzler is….
Looking at the 3 “equations” below, what is the answer to the 4th one?
8 + 2 = 16106
5 + 4 = 2091
9 + 6 = 54153
7 + 3 = ?
ANSWER: 21104
To arrive at each answer you first multiply the two numbers, then add the two numbers,
and finally subtract the two numbers. Your final answer is each of these answers strung together.
Monday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Jeff has five friends who have gone to different countries for a while to study the culture. He received a letter from each of his friends telling of the girls they found in these countries. Jeff lost the letters and forgot who found whom. Help him figure out which guy found which girl and each girl’s hobby, name, favorite food and in which country they were found.
Friends: Jerry, John, Mark, Luis, and Bill
Girls: Jennifer, Jessica, Marissa, Ashley, Brittany.
Countries: United States, Brazil, Norway, India, Denmark.
Hobbies: Playing the piano, Read, Cook, Clean, Shop.
Favorite Foods: Pizza, Lasagna, Lamb Chops, Steak, Shrimp.
- The five friends are: The one who found Jennifer, the one who found the girl that likes to eat pizza, John, the one who found the girl from Denmark [who likes lasagna], and the one who found the girl who loves to shop.
- The five girls are: The one found by Mark, the one who likes steak, the one who likes to play the piano, Ashley, and the girl found by John [who loves lamb chops].
- No guy found a girl who shared the same initial in their names.
- Part of Brazil is on the coast, there is a lot of seafood that is brought in. Jennifer lives close to the seafood market. She always secretly orders extra shrimp, her favorite.
- Unlike Jeff’s other friends, Luis didn’t leave the United States. This is how he found Jessica, the master shopper.
- Brittany came from a long line of musicians, her grandfather left her the piano she loves so dearly.
- Jennifer was very smart and creative. This came from her continuous reading.
- Although Ashley cooks, she doesn’t mind ordering the best food in the world, pizza.
- The girl from India loves to cook.
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