WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JULY 16th, 2025

Here’s The Story….
A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this
was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: “I am placed in the door
and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go.”
“But how do you know when you are going to land?” he was asked.
“I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am
300 feet from the ground” he answered.
“But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?” he was again asked.
The man quickly answered. “Oh, the dog’s leash goes slack.” 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

 
“In Virginia recently, a computer crash wiped out a decade’s worth of U.S. military data.
However, this morning, the Chinese government called and said no problem,
we backed it up.” -Conan O’Brien

“Kim Kardashian appeared nude on the a cover of ‘GQ,’ with the headline ‘Kim as
you’ve never seen her.’ Which I can only assume means in a library?” -Jimmy Fallon

“A company has created a line of non-alcoholic wines for cats containing catnip, water,
and organic beet juice for owners who want to drink with their pets. Said the cats,
“Yeah, I’d love to, but I actually have a thing tonight.'” -Seth Meyers
 

 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A weeping woman bursts into her hypnotherapist’s office and declares, “Doctor, I have
been faithful to my husband for 15 years, but yesterday I broke that trust and had an affair!
The guilt is killing me. I just want to forget that it ever happened!”
The hypnotherapist shakes his head and says. “Not again…” 😲😲

Tuesday*’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!  
The 1942 drama was both filmed and set in World War II and was directed by Michael Curtiz and starred Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman as Rick Blaine and Ilsa Lund respectively. Rick Blaine, an American, owns a tavern in Casablanca, Morocco that features varied clientele, including enemy Vichy French officers. The two stars play former lovers that reunite under difficult circumstances and their attempt to navigate their romance in the midst of the raging war. 

Answer: Casablanca! 

Wednesday Movie Trivia of the day!  
Set in Krakow during World War II, the Steven Spielberg 1993 film follows Oskar Schindler (Liam Neeson), a Nazi Party member and German citizen who saved the lives of over 1,200 Jews from the Holocaust by employing them in his factory. Although his initial intentions are self-serving, he eventually bribed Nazi officials and gave increasingly lavish gifts in order to buy his workers time and keep them safe until the war eventually concluded.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
Fill in the sentence below so that the first two words combine to make the third word. For example, given “The prime minister _ the meeting, even though the was technically the ___ official,” you would fill in RAN, KING, and RANKING.

If there is not enough light to , __ the lamp.

ANSWER:  If there is not enough light to READ, JUST READJUST the lamp.
 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Jack, of Beanstalk fame, had been given some coloured beans. He shared them out among his friends and they planted them. What colour bean was each given, what colour beanstalk grew from each bean and how tall did they grow?

No beanstalk’s colours included the bean’s colour from which it grew.

Humpty was impressed with his multi coloured beanstalk (not grown from an orange bean) that grew taller than Bo Peep’s beanstalk by at least a metre.

The beanstalk grown from the orange bean grew exactly twice as tall as the bean that Goldilocks planted.

The 2 metre tall beanstalk was grown from either a green or a blue bean.

The red bean grew into a beanstalk containing green.

The green bean grew into a taller beanstalk than the beanstalk grown from the blue bean.

The red and blue spotted beanstalk grew to exactly 2.5metres in height.

Jack Spratt’s beanstalk, much to his delight, was multi coloured.

Miss Muffett’s beanstalk had red and orange stripes; it did not grow from a yellow bean.

Names: Bo Peep, Goldilocks, Humpty, Jack Spratt, Miss Muffett
Bean Colour: Blue, Green, Orange, Red, Yellow
Beanstalk Colour: Blue & Green, Green & Orange, Red & Blue, Red & Orange, Yellow
Height: 1mtr, 2mtr, 2.5mtr, 3mtr, 4mtr

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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