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You know how in first grade they used fruits to explain stuff like “one banana plus two
bananas make three bananas”? Here’s a list of high school math courses based on bananas:

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Algebra I – A
You have a negative banana (possibly made of antimatter). Add two bananas to it and you get one banana.

Algebra I – B
You have a banana. Factor it, or solve for apples using the quadratic formula.

Geometry
Prove: Bananas are not vegetables. Given: Bananas are fruits.

Algebra II
You have an imaginary banana. Square it, and you get one of those weird anti-matter bananas.
The student learns that their dreams will become reality if they only raise them to the fourth power.

Pre-Calculus
What is the cosecant of Pi over 2 bananas in a unit apple?

Calculus AB
The student learns to find the slope of a banana.

Calculus BC
The student learns to find the slope of a banana and also to find the area under the banana. 

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEEKEND people, stay safe,
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we’ll soon have astronauts calling into Mission Control saying, ‘Houston,
we have a drinking problem.'” -Conan O’Brien

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off whoever owns the account they’re using.” -Seth Meyers

“Wildlife officials in India are now putting wild monkeys on birth control to help curb the
recent population spike. This is good for wildlife, and even better for female monkeys
who want to focus on their careers.” -Jimmy Fallon 
 
 
 

 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The heaviest element known to science is Managerium.
This element has no protons or electrons, but has a nucleus made up of 1 neutron,
2 vice-neutrons, 5 junior vice-neutrons, 25 assistant vice-neutrons, and 125 junior
assistant vice-neutrons all going round in circles.
Managerium has a half-life of three years, at which time it does not decay but
institutes a series of reviews leading to reorganization.
Its molecules are held together by means of the exchange of tiny particles known as morons. 

Thursday*’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!  
The 2019 comedy-drama film is a homage to 1969 Hollywood. Starring Brad Pitt, Margot Robbie, and Leonardo DiCaprio, the movie follows multiple storylines, culminating in an alternate history interpretation of the Manson family murders – Tarantino’s version is a significant upgrade to reality.

Answer: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood 

Fridays Movie Trivia of the day!  
This 2019 South Korean film directed by Bong Joon-ho also won the Best Picture award, the highest Oscar honor for a film for that year. Starring Song Kang-ho and Lee Sun-kyun, the movie explores a poor family that lives the lavish lifestyle of their rich employers while they are away. The film centers around the themes of class conflict and social inequality.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
What word starts with e ends with e and only has one letter in it?

ANSWER: An envelope!  
 
 
 
 

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
I am used to bat with, yet I never get a hit.
I am near a ball, yet I am never thrown.
What am I?

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