WELCOME to MONDAY AUGUST 11th, 2025

Here’s The Story……
A man is sitting in the coach section of a flight from New York to Chicago biting his finger nails and
sweating profusely. Noticing his disturbed expression, a flight attendant walks over and says, “Sir,
can I get you something from the bar to calm you down?” The man gives a nod of approval
while shaking terribly. She comes back with a drink and he downs it quickly. Ten minutes later,
the flight attendant sees the same man shaking and biting his nails.
She brings him another drink which he swallows immediately.
A half hour later she returns to see that the man is shaking uncontrollably, and apparently crying.
“My goodness,” the flight attendant says, “I’ve never seen someone so afraid to fly.”
“I’m not afraid of flying,” says the man sobbing loudly, “I’m trying to give up drinking.” 😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

 
“Best Buy will start selling solar panels in an effort to promote energy
conservation. Best Buy says you can find the panels right next to the
300 flat-screen TVs they leave on all day.” -Jimmy Fallon

“Lululemon is the company that makes yoga pants that are so tight they cut off
circulation to the part of your brain that decides how much money is OK to spend
on yoga pants.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“There are some accusations that Silicon Valley discriminates against people because
of their age. Elderly groups are so furious about this that they plan to send
Silicon Valley an angry fax.” -Conan O’Brien
 

 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Judi and Gayle were at an auto show.
There they saw a hot-rod with a jacked up rear end.
“Judi, why is the back end higher than the front?” Gayle asked.
“Don’t you know ANYTHING?” Judi sighed exasperated.
“If you’ve got the back up like that, then you’re always going downhill!” 

Friday*’s’ Movie Trivia of the day!  
This 2019 South Korean film directed by Bong Joon-ho also won the Best Picture award, the highest Oscar honor for a film for that year. Starring Song Kang-ho and Lee Sun-kyun, the movie explores a poor family that lives the lavish lifestyle of their rich employers while they are away. The film centers around the themes of class conflict and social inequality.
 
Answer:  Parasite!

Mondays Movie Trivia of the day!  
This 2011 movie was written and directed by Iranian filmmaker Asghar Farhadi and stars Leila Hatami and Peyman Moaadi. It was the first Iranian film to win the Best Foreign Language film Oscar and follows a secular, middle-class Iranian family where the husband and wife are going through a divorce and the impact the separation has on their 10 year old daughter.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
I am used to bat with, yet I never get a hit.
I am near a ball, yet I am never thrown.
What am I?

ANSWER:  Your Eyelashes!
 
 
  

Monday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
If to you I’m given you should thankfully receive,
Then look me over carefully, just don’t look at my teeth.
Show me to a cool stream and I’ll follow willingly,
Though I might not do what you want, although parched I may be,
But if you’re really hungry and are looking for a bite,
I don’t think you could eat me even though you say you might.
Decipher all these clues and then together they should tie
To help you solve the question which, of course, is “what am I?”

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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