WELCOME to MONDAY SEPTEMBER 22nd, 2025
One Last Goodbye – In Simple Words
Mom, I went out to a party tonight. I remembered what you always told me—not to drink alcohol.
So I didn’t. I chose a Sprite instead. I felt proud because I made a smart, healthy choice. You were right.
When the party ended, lots of people started driving even though they had been drinking. But I felt safe,
Mom, because I hadn’t. I walked to my car, sure I’d make it home just fine.
But then something happened that I never saw coming.
Now I’m lying here on the road. I hear a police officer say, “The driver who caused the crash was drunk.”
Your voice feels so far away, Mom. I’m covered in blood. I’m trying not to cry, but the pain is so bad.
I hear the doctors say, “This girl is going to die.”
That driver went out to party too, but he made the choice to drink and drive. And now… I have to die.
Why do people do this, Mom? Don’t they know it can ruin lives?
It feels like my body is being cut by a hundred knives. Please tell my sister not to be scared. Tell Dad to
be strong. I love you so much, Mom. I wish I could get one last kiss.
Someone should have told that boy how dangerous it is to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had warned him, I would still be alive.
My breathing is getting slower. I’m so scared. These are my last moments, and I feel so alone.
I wish you could hug me, Mom, while I lie here dying.
I want to tell you I love you… but I can’t feel anything anymore. Mama… I love you. Goodbye…
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These were the last words of a young girl in 1997. A journalist from Telecinco was there
and heard everything. He started a campaign to stop drunk driving.
If you’re reading this, don’t ignore it. Share it. Talk about it. It could save lives—including your own.
A small message like this can make a big difference.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
When I go to casinos, the most ridiculous sign I see is the one that says…
“If you have a gambling problem, call 1-800-GAMBLER.” So, I call them and
say, “I have an ace and a six. The dealer has a seven. What do I do?”
Since spaghetti is now ‘pasta’ and a TV set is a ‘home entertainment system,’
the manager of my grocery store did his best to jazz up the lowly egg.
He still has some work to do.
A sign he put up in the dairy section advertised “Boneless Chicken.”
Before I could enroll in my company’s medical insurance plan, I needed
to fill out a questionnaire. As expected, the form was very thorough, leaving nothing to chance.
One question asked, “Do you think you may need to go to the
emergency room within the next three months?”
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A man visited a doctor with gangrene in his leg.
The doctor tells him that we’ll have to amputate your leg.
After the operation, the doctor tells him that I have good news and bad news.
The man says, “Okay, give me the bad news.”
The doctor tells him that we amputated the wrong leg.
Santa Maria, says the man. And what is the good news?
The doctor says that the bad leg is getting better.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a drummer who is losing his hearing. The film follows his journey as he tries to avoid his new reality.
Answer: “Sound of Metal” (2019)
Mondays Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about the death of a baby during childbirth which causes trauma and has lasting effects on the family members. A court case follows, however gradually the pieces settle down into a new pattern.
Friday’s Quizzler is….
7 hours into her flight from Berlin to Denver, Jane is asked to fill out her customs forms. She rifles through her purse, looking for her receipts of the five souvenirs she purchased. Unfortunately, she can’t find her list anywhere! She needs to claim her gifts to United States customs upon arrival. Help her sort out what she bought, how much it cost, what city she was in when she bought it, what attraction she was visiting, and how she got there before she lands!
Item: Postcard, Book, Audio Tape, Model, Calendar
Cost: 1, 5, 8, 10, 16 Euros
City: Berlin, Stuttgart, Munich, Frankfurt, Rothenburg
Attraction: Castle, Play, Zoo, Museum, Cathedral
Transportation: U-bahn (U-bahn is like the subway, on rails), Bergbahn (German for Mountain Train), Car (rented, of course!), Taxi, Bicycle
- No item was purchased at an attraction or city with the same first letter as that item.
- Neither the Zoo nor the castle were accessible by rail. Rothenburg is a small, walled city; cars and taxis are of no use there.
- Stuttgart is known for its expensive taste. Therefore, the item purchased there was not less than 10 euros.
- The items are as follows: The book, the item purchased at a castle, the item bought in Rothenburg, the item that cost the most, and the item purchased after a scenic train ride.
- The “Bergbahn”, or mountain train, was not required to get to the cathedral.
- A car was rented on the trip that resulted in a souvenir for her favorite aunt that cost twice as much as the model she bought for her brother.
- A camera was not allowed in either attraction that involved living things, so she bought a postcard to remember one of them and a calendar to remember the other.
- The total cost of the souvenirs is divisible by the costs of each of these four different items: the one from Frankfurt, the gift bought in the cathedral, the one costing 1 Euro, and the one purchased after a taxi ride.
- The gift from the cathedral cost half as much as the gift purchased after the taxi ride, which was not through Stuttgart.
ANSWER: Postcard-16 euros-Car-Zoo-Stuttgart
Book-10 Euros-Taxi-Museum-Munich
Audio Tape-5 Euros-U-Bahn-Cathedral-Rothenburg
Model-8 Euros-Bicycle-Castle-Frankfurt
Calendar-1 Euro-Bergbahn-Play-Berlin
Monday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
You are having a nightmare about five clowns in the subway. It is especially confusing because each clown has a tiny car and umbrella, even though you are in an underground public transportation system. Naturally, each clown has a ridiculous wig and a big goofy outfit. There are only five colors in your dream – fuchsia, green, purple, red and yellow. Use the following clues to determine each clown’s name (Fuchsia Funny, Green Gravel, Purple Porridge, Red Rascal and Yellow Sub), and color of their car, wig, outfit and umbrella.
- Each clown’s name, car, wig, outfit and umbrella are 5 different colors and no two wigs, outfits or umbrellas are the same color.
- The only clown whose name does not begin with the same two initials does not have a purple or red outfit; while the clown in the yellow outfit does not have a red car, red wig or a purple umbrella.
- Red Rascal does not have a yellow wig and Purple Porridge does not have either a fuchsia or yellow umbrella.
- Of the clown in the green wig and the owner of the red umbrella, one has the purple car and the other is Fuchsia Funny; neither clown has the yellow outfit.
- The clown in the fuchsia wig is not wearing a green or yellow outfit and does not have a red car (whose driver does not have a green outfit or a green umbrella.)
- Green Gravel does not have a yellow umbrella or a red car.
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