WELCOME to TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 23rd, 2025
Here’s The Story….
“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a latte — and that’s basically the same thing.”
It’s a slow afternoon when a woman comes in and glances at the table sign.
Customer: “Hello. I’d like to order the ‘Happiness Latte,’ please.”
I pause for a second, confused.
Me: “I’m sorry, the… Happiness Latte?”
Customer: Pointing at the sign. “Yes, the special one. The Happiness Latte. I saw it on your table.”
I follow her finger to the pun sign and realize what’s happening.
Me: “Oh! Actually, that’s just a saying, not a menu item. But I can definitely make you a latte! Any flavor you like.”
She frowns like I’m trying to upsell her on something shady. Her husband comes over to see what’s what.
Customer’s Husband: “Everything alright, dear?”
Customer: “They’re not selling the happiness!”
I try my best not to laugh at that particular phrasing.
Customer’s Husband: “So you’re telling me I can’t order the happiness here?”
Me: Deadpan but friendly. “If you could, I think I’d be out of a job by now.”
They stare at me for a moment and then break into a laugh.
Customer: “Well, alright then. I’ll take a caramel latte instead… and maybe a tiny side of happiness, if you’ve got it.”
Me: Grabbing the cup. “Coming right up. No extra charge for the happiness; today only.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Today is national dog day. Dogs, as you’re probably aware, were widely considered
to be man’s best friend, until 2007 when the iPhone was invented to replace it.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“A new study claims that first grade students are getting three times more homework
than they should be doing. This is coming from the lead researcher, ‘Timmy.'” -Conan O’Brien
“A new study shows that young adults suffering from insomnia are at higher risk of a stroke.
So, that information should help you finally get some sleep.” -Seth Meyers
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
After years of wondering why he didn’t look like his younger sister or brother,
a young man finally got up the nerve to ask his mother if he was adopted.
“Yes, you were son,” his mother said as she started to cry softly.
“but it didn’t work out and they brought you back.” 😮😮
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about the death of a baby during childbirth which causes trauma and has lasting effects on the family members. A court case follows, however gradually the pieces settle down into a new pattern.
Answer: Pieces of a Woman!
Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about Joe, a part-time music teacher and aspiring jazz professional.
Having got his big break, Joe falls into an accident-induced coma.
Monday’s Quizzler is….
You are having a nightmare about five clowns in the subway. It is especially confusing because each clown has a tiny car and umbrella, even though you are in an underground public transportation system. Naturally, each clown has a ridiculous wig and a big goofy outfit. There are only five colors in your dream – fuchsia, green, purple, red and yellow. Use the following clues to determine each clown’s name (Fuchsia Funny, Green Gravel, Purple Porridge, Red Rascal and Yellow Sub), and color of their car, wig, outfit and umbrella.
- Each clown’s name, car, wig, outfit and umbrella are 5 different colors and no two wigs, outfits or umbrellas are the same color.
- The only clown whose name does not begin with the same two initials does not have a purple or red outfit; while the clown in the yellow outfit does not have a red car, red wig or a purple umbrella.
- Red Rascal does not have a yellow wig and Purple Porridge does not have either a fuchsia or yellow umbrella.
- Of the clown in the green wig and the owner of the red umbrella, one has the purple car and the other is Fuchsia Funny; neither clown has the yellow outfit.
- The clown in the fuchsia wig is not wearing a green or yellow outfit and does not have a red car (whose driver does not have a green outfit or a green umbrella.)
- Green Gravel does not have a yellow umbrella or a red car.
ANSWER: Name-Car-Wig-Outfit-Umbrella
Fuchsia Funny-Red-Green-Purple-Yellow
Green Gravel-Purple-Yellow-Fuchsia-Red
Purple Porridge-Yellow-Fuchsia-Red-Green
Red Rascal-Green-Purple-Yellow-Fuchsia
Yellow Sub-Fuchsia-Red-Green-Purple
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Remove a letter from each of the words below and rearrange the remaining letters to form new words. The 10 words will all fall into a certain category. For example, given the words DEAR, ANGRY, and RENEGE, you could drop the “A” in DEAR to get RED, drop the “N” in ANGRY to get GRAY, and drop an “E” in RENEGE to get GREEN. These would all fall into the category of “Colors”.
If you’re stuck, the hint will name the category. The tough part is getting all 10 words.
EPOCH
EXPEL
WRIST
BUNDLE
INWARD
REPUTE
UNSEAT
ASCRIBE
MEMOIRS
PHRASING
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