WELCOME to TUESDAY OCTOBER 7th, 2025
Here’s The Story…….
A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing.
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.
Sergeant: What is her height?
Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant: Weight?
Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.
Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my truck.
Sergeant: What kind of truck was it? Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and “Bubba” floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four power outlets. Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the driver’s door. At this point the husband started choking up.
Sergeant: Don’t worry buddy. We’ll find your truck.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A new study found that good-looking people are more likely to have daughters
than sons. And ugly people are more likely to have cats.” -Jimmy Fallon
“A New Jersey restaurant is offering a special menu this month that doesn’t list prices,
but instead asks customers to pay what they think is fair. According to the sign in the
window, the restaurant is called ‘This Space for Rent.'” -Seth Meyers
“They say it now costs $250,000 to raise a child to age 18, and that doesn’t count college,
which is like $50,000 a year. So kids, if you want to give dad a great
Father’s Day gift, run away.” -Jimmy Kimmel
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
As the manager of our hospital’s softball team, I was responsible for returning
equipment to the proper owners at the end of the season.
When I walked into the surgery department carrying a bat that belonged to one
of the surgeons, I passed several patients and their families in a waiting area.
“Look, honey,” one man said to his wife. “Here comes your anesthesiologist.” 😮
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a charming but troubled alcoholic father in a struggling Irish American family.
ANSWER: “A Tree Grows in Brooklyn” (1945)
Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a determined mother who rises from waitress to successful businesswoman, all while trying to win the love and approval of her selfish daughter.
Monday’s Quizzler is….
When you curtail a word, you remove the last letter and still have a valid word.
You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Heavenly body
Answer: The words are Start and Star.
- Soapsuds -> Woodworking machine
- Discover -> Fish part
- Glue -> Gone before
- Dismissed from the mind -> Do without
- Boast -> Supporting undergarment
- Woman -> Boy
- A harsh, rumbling sound -> Become larger
- Area cut by a scythe’s swing -> Hit swiftly
ANSWER: 1. Lather -> Lathe - Find -> Fin
- Paste -> Past
- Forgot -> Forgo
- Brag -> Bra
- Lady -> Lad
- Growl -> Grow
- Swath -> Swat
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Billy’s birthday was last Saturday. It was filled with fun, games, and attractions. Five guests were so anxious to get to the party that they were up at 6:30 a.m. Their parents took advantage of this situation. Each child had to do a different chore and his or her homework before attending the party. Consequently, each child arrived at a different time. From the information provided, determine the chore and homework each child had to do as well as what time he or she arrived.
- Simone got to the party at 1:00 p.m. The guest who took out the trash didn’t arrive until after 2:00 p.m.
- Jorge (who didn’t have English homework) had to weed his mother’s flower beds before going to the party.
- The guest who had to do science homework arrived at some point after Jorge.
- The guest charged with bathing the dog (who isn’t Mina) isn’t the child who did reading homework. Patrick didn’t have English homework.
- One girl made it to the party at 1:40 p.m. after completing her math homework.
- The boy who had to wash clothes isn’t the guest who arrived at 2:05 p.m. (who had to do English homework).
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