WELCOME to THURSDAY OCTOBER 9th, 2025
Here’s The Story…….
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot
of your time. What do you get in the end of it? Death.
What’s that…a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.
(1) You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way. You wake up
in a an old age home, feeling better every day.
(2) You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start
work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
(3) You work 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol,
you party, play golf, you’re generally promiscuous (hey, you’ve only got a few years left,
what’s the big deal?!?) and you get ready for High School.
(4) Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities,
and, finally, you become a baby;
(5) The last step, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa,
room service on tap, larger quarters everyday!
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A college student in Pennsylvania is suing her school for the C+ she got in a class.
She said, ‘I’m suing whoever’s responsible for this!’ And her professor said,
‘Don’t you mean WHOMEVER?'” -Jimmy Fallon
“A recent report shows that pot smokers get into fewer car crashers than drunk people.
Then again, it’s easier to see what is coming when you’re driving at 11 miles-an-hour.” -Conan O’Brien
“A restaurant here in New York has started selling a so-called ‘New Yorker milkshake’
which comes topped with whipped cream and a slice of cheesecake. Which means
the next topping you’ll get is a coffin lid.” -Seth Meyers
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Doctor Jones likes to stop into his local bar after work for an almond daiquiri.
One day, Dick the bartender runs out of almonds and uses hickory nuts instead.
The doctor takes a sip and says, “Is this an almond daiquiri, Dick?”
And Dick says, “It’s a hickory daiquiri, Doc.” 😮😁
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a wise and quietly supportive mother of Velvet, a young girl
determined to race her horse in England’s Grand National.
ANSWER: “National Velvet” (1944).
Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a story about a girl evacuated from France to Switzerland during the war!
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Guess this prefix…
I change something weighing two thousand pounds into a small, light container.
I turn a food that is decaying into one that isn’t.
I turn a whole country into a small flower.
I change something alive into something flat and not alive.
ANSWER: The prefix is “CAR-“.
I change something weighing two thousand pounds into a small, light container.
CARton
I turn a food that is decaying into one that isn’t.
CARrot
I turn a whole country into a small flower.
CARnation
I change something alive into something flat and not alive.
CARpet
Thursday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Percy Parcelle, bicycle courier extraordinaire, just came barrelling around a blind corner and collided unceremoniously with a man in a duck suit handing out flyers. In addition to the flyers and feathers, Percy’s five parcels with the recipient names, addresses, street names, and delivery instructions are scattered around him and the unconscious duck-man. All he knows now are a few bits of information he can remember from the dispatcher. Help Percy get his five deliveries sorted so he can cycle away before the duck man wakes up!
Parcels: letter, tube mailer, padded envelope, box, can
Recipients: Mr. Anderson, Doozen Communications, Harold and Sons, Smythe LLB, Mrs. Williams
Addresses: 4, 10, 23, 52, 71
Street names: Lilac Lane, Magnolia Ave, Olive St, Sycamore Close, Zinnia Crescent
Delivery instructions: fragile (“Oops!” says Percy), no signature required (NSR), rush, COD, leave at front desk
- Mr. Anderson’s house number is 4.
- Doozen Communications is on Lilac Lane, which only has buildings numbered up to 40.
- The letter is for Smythe LLB.
- Number 10 is getting the box.
- Doozen Communications did not request “leave at desk,” and Williams’ is a private residence, so there is no desk there, either.
- The fragile parcel is going to Magnolia Avenue.
- Number 52 is the only destination that requires no signature for delivery.
- The tube is going to Magnolia Avenue.
- Mrs. Williams lives on Sycamore Close.
- The can is the rush delivery, but not to number 71.
- Harold and Sons is paying COD.
- Smythe LLB is not on Zinnia St.
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