WELCOME to FRIDAY OCTOBER 10th, 2025
Here’s The Story…….
A supposedly true story out of San Francisco (but who knows):
A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch & wrote
“this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag.” While standing in line, waiting to give
his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and
might call the police before he reached the teller’s window. So he left the
Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo.
After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read
it and surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn’t the brightest light in the harbor,
told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of
America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a
Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America.
Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, “OK” and left.
He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Police in South Carolina charged a substitute teacher last week for
allegedly being drunk while in class. Students realized she was drunk
after she kept referring to lunch period as ‘Miller time.'” -Seth Meyers
“College students are out of town for spring break. This is the time of
year students take a well-deserved break from partying and drinking
at school to go party and drink on a beach.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“Everyone’s OK, but over the weekend off the coast of Florida, a Carnival
Cruise ship almost hit two jet skiers. Today, the captain of the ship
apologized and said, ‘I’ll get them next time.'” -Conan O’Brien
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A young man applied for a job at a new factory being built in a nearby town. He
entered the main office, where the receptionist directed him down the hall to an
office where he was to be interviewed by the Personnel Officer.
After several minutes of describing and explaining all about the new factory, the
Personnel Officer told the young man, “We need individuals who are totally responsible.”
The young man grinned and responded: “Well, I sure qualify. Everywhere I’ve worked,
when something went wrong, I was always responsible!”
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a story about a girl evacuated from
France to Switzerland during the war!
ANSWER: “Marie-Louise” (1944)
Fridays Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie tells the story of a writer whose struggle with alcoholism leads
him through a harrowing four-day binge.
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
Percy Parcelle, bicycle courier extraordinaire, just came barrelling around a blind corner and collided unceremoniously with a man in a duck suit handing out flyers. In addition to the flyers and feathers, Percy’s five parcels with the recipient names, addresses, street names, and delivery instructions are scattered around him and the unconscious duck-man. All he knows now are a few bits of information he can remember from the dispatcher. Help Percy get his five deliveries sorted so he can cycle away before the duck man wakes up!
Parcels: letter, tube mailer, padded envelope, box, can
Recipients: Mr. Anderson, Doozen Communications, Harold and Sons, Smythe LLB, Mrs. Williams
Addresses: 4, 10, 23, 52, 71
Street names: Lilac Lane, Magnolia Ave, Olive St, Sycamore Close, Zinnia Crescent
Delivery instructions: fragile (“Oops!” says Percy), no signature required (NSR), rush, COD, leave at front desk
- Mr. Anderson’s house number is 4.
- Doozen Communications is on Lilac Lane, which only has buildings numbered up to 40.
- The letter is for Smythe LLB.
- Number 10 is getting the box.
- Doozen Communications did not request “leave at desk,” and Williams’ is a private residence, so there is no desk there, either.
- The fragile parcel is going to Magnolia Avenue.
- Number 52 is the only destination that requires no signature for delivery.
- The tube is going to Magnolia Avenue.
- Mrs. Williams lives on Sycamore Close.
- The can is the rush delivery, but not to number 71.
- Harold and Sons is paying COD.
- Smythe LLB is not on Zinnia St.
ANSWER: Percy delivered the following:
- A tube marked “fragile” to Mr. Anderson, 4 Magnolia Ave.
- A letter marked “leave at front desk” to Smythe LLB, 71 Olive St.
- A padded envelope marked “no signature required” to Mrs. Williams, 52 Sycamore Close.
- A box marked “COD” to Harold and Sons, 10 Zinnia Crescent.
- A can marked “rush” to Doozen Communications, 23 Lilac Lane.
Unfortunately, the trail of feathers and flyers led the police right to his door (and five others).
He was charged and sentenced to community service…handing out flyers in a chicken suit!
Friday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
“This house needs a face lift,” Tess Ross pronounced, and her family (two men, Mitch and Shane, and two women Lana and Penelope) thought the same. A quick paint job on five different rooms was all that was really needed, and the five Rosses eagerly set to work. A different white paint (one was Atrium White) was selected for each room, each of which required a different number of gallons of paint. Each family member painted a room. When, at the end of a weekend of painting, Tess’s son announced “Well, Mom, you were right. We were done in no time,” her two daughters and her husband quickly agreed. The family then settled in for an enjoyable evening in their newly painted living room. From the information provided, can you determine the person who painted each room, the color of the paint each used, and the number of gallons (1, 2, 3, 4, or 6) that were used for each room?
- One daughter used the Feather White paint in the room she painted, while the other daughter painted her father’s office.
- Tess’s husband used three gallons of paint to complete the room on which he worked. Tess’s son painted the master bedroom.
- Combined, the number of gallons of paint required to paint the master bedroom and the office equaled the number of gallons required for the kitchen.
- Exactly twice as many gallons of paint were used to paint the dining room as Lana used in the room she painted. Penelope required exactly twice as many gallons in the room she painted as were used of the Topper White.
- Mitch and the person who used the Feather White paint worked on the kitchen and the living room, in some order.
- Exactly twice as many gallons of Graduate White were used as Polar Bear White. Shane didn’t use Polar Bear White.
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