WELCOME to WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 5th, 2025
Here’s The Story…..
When Diane found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who
would listen. But her 4-year-old son overheard some of her parents’ private conversations.
One day when Diane and her 4-year-old were shopping a woman asked the
little boy if he was excited about the new baby.
“Yes!” the 4-year-old said, “and I know what we are going to name it, too. If it’s a
girl we’re going to call her Christina, and if it’s another boy we’re going to call it quits!”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“The owner of a clown motel in Nevada is looking to sell it. The clown motel is like any
other motel, except it only has one parking spot.” -Jimmy Fallon
“A company has created a line of non-alcoholic wines for cats containing catnip, water, and
organic beet juice for owners who want to drink with their pets. Said the cats, “Yeah,
I’d love to, but I actually have a thing tonight.'” -Seth Meyers
“A new study says that children are suffering bad health effects from eating too much pizza.
The study was explained in a pie chart which children immediately tried to eat.” -Conan O’Brien
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to
apply for a driver’s license and has to take an eye test.
They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.
“Can you read this?” the optician asks.
“Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “I know that guy!” 😮😁
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
A medical student gets in trouble when he tries to treat patients with humor and understanding,
rather than cold logic.
ANSWER: Patch Adams!
Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie features a writer suffering from writer’s block who becomes the winter caretaker at a remote hotel
where a previous caretaker had murdered his wife.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
A local radio station had announced a competition: cook the best three course meal and you and your fellow chefs could win a trip to Hawaii! Each team must have five entrants, and must consist of an entree, a main and a dessert.
Five people now stood in Mr Black’s kitchen arguing over whose recipes should be used. Each person had brought their three recipes with them and placed them on the table. Unfortunately Mr Black had not closed the window to the kitchen and a gush of wind rushed through and blew all the recipes off the table and jumbled them together.
Can you work out which person owned which recipes?
There are:
First Names: Kate, John, James, Matthew, Melissa
Last names: Green, Brown, White, Blue, Black
Entree: beef sausages, sausage rolls, leek soup, garlic bread, garlic shrimp.
Mains: trout and potato, spaghetti bolognaise, cheese souffle, steak and vegetables, chicken salad.
Desserts: chocolate mousse, ice cream, fruit salad, lemon meringue pie, apple pie.
- The five people were: Kate, Mr Black, the one who had spaghetti bolognaise, the one who had chocolate mousse and the one who had garlic shrimp.
- Mr Green did not have any fruit or vegetables with his meals.
- No one had both the seafood items.
- Miss White did not have any meat in her recipes.
- Miss Blue only likes to use white meat in her recipes.
- The person who had garlic bread also had ice cream.
- The woman who had the cheese souffle did not have any garlic entrees.
- The man who had the chocolate mousse had fish in one of his dishes
- Matthew’s main dish contained pasta.
- The woman with the garlic shrimp had salad with her main meal.
- Neither James nor Matthew had fruit in their dessert.
- John Black had red meat in both his main meal and his entree.
- Mr Green did not have meat in his entree.
- The man who had apple pie for dessert also had beef sausages as an entree.
- Melissa had a pie for dessert.
ANSWER: Kate White, leek soup, cheese souffle, fruit salad.
John Black, beef sausages, steak and vegetables, apple pie.
James Brown, sausage rolls, trout and potatoes, chocolate mousse.
Matthew Green, garlic bread, spaghetti bolognaise, ice cream.
Melissa Blue, garlic shrimps, chicken salad, lemon meringue pie.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
A 3-letter word has been taken out of each of the following words. Can you figure it out?
G_ _ E T _ OD C _ PLE _ _ ARIAN
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