WELCOME to MONDAY NOVEMBER 10th, 2025
Here’s The Story…..
A man with a wooden leg wanted to buy fire insurance for his leg. The first
actuary quoted an annual premium of $500, estimating that the leg would burn
once in 20 years and the value of the leg is $5,000. The second actuary quoted
an annual premium of $50. When the second actuary was asked how he arrived
at such a small figure, he replied, “This situation is right here in the fire schedule rating table.
The object is a wooden structure with an upper sprinkler, isn’t it?” 😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Walmart is offering a new service where employees will deliver items to your house on
their way home from work. Not only that – they’ll also deliver the items in a Target bag
so your neighbors think you’re classy.” -Jimmy Fallon
“According to The New York Times, one of the biggest doping scandals in the history of track
and field is coming to light. It involves Russian athletes in the sport of racewalking – or as it’s
known to the billions of people who do it every day, ‘hurrying up.'” -James Corden
“A boy in Maryland this weekend was trapped in an arcade claw machine after climbing through
the prize door. Luckily, rescuers were able to get him out after about 35 quarters.” -Seth Meyers
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I was waiting tables at a country club when an elegantly dressed woman spilled
Manhattan clam chowder all over her white linen skirt. She began furiously dabbing at it with a napkin.
Having plenty of experience with getting out food stains, I asked, “Can I bring you some club soda?”
“Young lady,” she barked, “I’ll be the judge of when I’ve had enough to drink.
Bring me another martini!” 😮
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a outcast at her school, tormented for her shabby
appearance and social awkwardness.
ANSWER: Carrie!
Mondays Movie Trivia of the day!
The story follows two prison inmates who are attempting to escape their captivity and find freedom.
Friday’s Quizzler is….
~Countries Edition*
For each of the following, fill in the best answer to the saying or definition on a separate sheet of paper. The # of blanks is given in or after the clue. After, repeat the small answers (in order) until you get the larger word. For the clues that refer to the alphabet, pronounce the letter as it is pronounced in the alphabet. You might have to repeat the smaller words to get the larger word. An example is given below.
Example:
a) false statement: _ _ _
b) a teddy _ _ _ _
c) 5th in the alphabet: _
d) 1st in the alphabet: _
Answer: Liberia (lie-bear-e-a)
Try the following:
1)
a) opposite of love: _ _ _ _
b) type of drink: iced _ _ _
2)
a) a six- _ _ _ _ of soda
b) 19th in the alphabet: _
c) browning of the skin by exposure to the sun: _ _ _
3)
a) to get married: _ _ _ the knot
b) the plane will _ _ _ _ on the runway
4)
a) angry: _ _ _
b) 1st in the alphabet: _
c) water can be a liquid, solid or a _ _ _
d) an automobile:_ _ _
5)
a) 22nd in the alphabet: _
b) I love _ _ !
c) “name” minus “e”: _ _ _
6)
a) to _ _ _ _ a song!
b) 1st in the alphabet: _
c) a very tiny opening in the skin: _ _ _ _
ANSWER: 1) Haiti (hate-tea)
2) Pakistan (pack-s-tan)
3) Thailand (tie-land)
4) Madagascar (mad-a-gas-car)
5) Vietnam (v-it-nam)
6) Singapore (sing-a-pore)
Monday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
As we are all aware, Wally, his friends and Odlaw love to travel through time and space on a regular basis. However, after a nasty incident involving the magical walking stick and a pirate’s sword in Pirate Land, the friends’ and Wally’s belongings were teleported to different lands. Who ended up in which land, what item did they find, and in what order did they arrive home?
Friends: Wally, Wenda, Woof, Odlaw, Wizard Whitebeard
Land: Viking-land, Outer space, Ancient Egypt, Giant Land, North Pole
Items: scroll, camera, watch, walking stick, glasses
Order: 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th
- The one who found the glasses and the one that ended up on an orbiting space station were the last two to arrive home.
- Wenda and Wizard Whitebeard did not find the scroll, nor did they arrive home last.
- Woof did not find the watch; he was not fourth to arrive home.
- The one who was in outer space arrived before the one who found the glasses.
- Odlaw arrived before the one who found the glasses, but after the ones that found the walking stick and the camera.
- The one who found the walking stick arrived after the one that found the watch, but before the one sent to the North Pole.
- The first home was the one who found the watch, followed by Woof, then the one who visited Mr. and Mrs. Claus at the North Pole, then the one who found the scroll. Wally was last to arrive home.
- Wizard Whitebeard ended up getting lost in his land, as he could not understand the Egyptian hieroglyphs on the map he was given.
- Woof did not end up in the land of the Vikings, where the glasses were found.
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