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Marriage Definitions
BACHELOR: A nice guy who has cheated some nice girl out of her alimony.
BRIDE: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
COMPROMISE: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
DIPLOMAT: A man who can convince his wife she would look fat in a fur coat.
GENTLEMAN: A husband who steadies the stepladder so that his wife will not fall while she paints the ceiling.
HOUSEWORK: What the wife does that nobody notices until she doesn’t do it.
HUSBAND: A man who gives up privileges he never realized he had.
JOINT CHECKING ACCOUNT: A handy little device which permits the wife to beat the husband to the draw.
LOVE: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
MOTHER-IN-LAW: A woman who destroys her son-in-law’s peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.
MRS.: A job title involving heavy duties, light earnings, and no recognition.
SPOUSE: Someone who will stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn’t have had if you’d stayed single in the first place.
WIFE: A mate who is forever complaining about not having anything to wear at the very same time that she complains about not having enough room in the closet.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Boston Medical Center found that 15 percent of 2-year-olds in the Boston area drink as
much as 4 ounces of coffee a day. The parents claim they give the kids coffee only when
they need it, like when the kid wakes up with a hangover.” -Jimmy Kimmel
Russian billionaire reportedly paid over $4 million to have Mariah Carey and Sir Elton John
perform at his teenage granddaughter’s wedding. Said his teenage granddaughter,
‘Who are these people?'” -Seth Meyers
“Apple has changed back their design of the peach emoji to look more like a butt after
people were upset the new design no longer looked like a butt. So you see, people –
sometimes democracy DOES work!” -Conan O’Brien
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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
The story follows two prison inmates who are attempting to escape their captivity and find freedom.
ANSWER: The Shawshank Redemption!
Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day!
This movie is about a brilliant scientist’s attempt to use pioneering computing methods to break the German coding machine “Enigma” and help the Allies win World War II.
Monday’s Quizzler is….
As we are all aware, Wally, his friends and Odlaw love to travel through time and space on a regular basis. However, after a nasty incident involving the magical walking stick and a pirate’s sword in Pirate Land, the friends’ and Wally’s belongings were teleported to different lands. Who ended up in which land, what item did they find, and in what order did they arrive home?
Friends: Wally, Wenda, Woof, Odlaw, Wizard Whitebeard
Land: Viking-land, Outer space, Ancient Egypt, Giant Land, North Pole
Items: scroll, camera, watch, walking stick, glasses
Order: 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th
- The one who found the glasses and the one that ended up on an orbiting space station were the last two to arrive home.
- Wenda and Wizard Whitebeard did not find the scroll, nor did they arrive home last.
- Woof did not find the watch; he was not fourth to arrive home.
- The one who was in outer space arrived before the one who found the glasses.
- Odlaw arrived before the one who found the glasses, but after the ones that found the walking stick and the camera.
- The one who found the walking stick arrived after the one that found the watch, but before the one sent to the North Pole.
- The first home was the one who found the watch, followed by Woof, then the one who visited Mr. and Mrs. Claus at the North Pole, then the one who found the scroll. Wally was last to arrive home.
- Wizard Whitebeard ended up getting lost in his land, as he could not understand the Egyptian hieroglyphs on the map he was given.
- Woof did not end up in the land of the Vikings, where the glasses were found.
Answer: Wizard Whitebeard ended up in Ancient Egypt where he found Wally’s watch. He arrived home first, as he was the only one who could tell it was getting close to dinner time.
Woof felt smaller than usual in the land of the Giants; he found the faulty walking stick and arrived home second.
Wenda was sent to the North Pole; she had her photo taken with Santa on the camera she found, and arrived home 3rd.
Odlaw ended up in Outer Space; he found the scroll and was fourth to arrive home. This was a shame as they all hoped he would never come back.
Wally ended up in Vikingland, where he found his glasses and arrived home 5th.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Two numbers are given in each sentence that need to be replaced by words. Each word is an anagram of the other – each word can be formed by rearranging the letters in the other word. Based on the clues given in each sentence, do your best to figure out what the two words are. The numbers given in each sentence indicate the number of letters in each word. Take your time on these puzzles, as they are pretty tough. If you can answer more than 10 of them correctly, you’re a true anagram guru!
- We had driven over a (4) to find a restaurant that served key (4) pie.
- Read further, and you’ll see that he (4) on the (4) of March.
- I love fruits, especially (6) and sour (6)!
- The raised (4) (4) listeners by making it possible for the crowd to see the speaker.
- It is amazing how Joe (4) his (4) through his opponent’s guard to land a punch.
- Her face became (4) when she thought that he was going to (4) from the balcony.
- What a (4) life the gangster did (4).
- He used a special (4) to break into the safe and make off with the (4).
- He did not (6) vision in his right eye after the damage to his (6).
- The prisoner used a (4) to wear down the bars in his cell. He hoped to escape in time, as he did not look forward to (4) in prison.
- The (5) bit her when she leaned against the (5) tree.
- The (7) professor disliked the young genius, and tried to make it difficult for her to move (7) in her studies.
- That man with (4) does not need his (4) to walk ; it conceals a weapon.
- The hero removed his (4) and began to (4) back and forth, trying to think of a way to stop the villain.
- Fear was (4) among the people during the forest (4).
- This movie is filled with blood and (4), (4) I am turning it off.
- A true (4) always wears colorful clothing ; not something (4) like you’re wearing today.
- You could hear the (5) playing in the distance as they carried the casket across the (5).
- He began to (4) over the (4) that he would be hanging from in a few minutes.
- As he began to (4) the cards, he prayed that it was not discovered that the gold he had wagered was actually painted (4).
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