WELCOME to FRIDAY DECEMBER 12th, 2025

 
Here’s The Story….. 
A group of junior-level executives were participating in a management training program. 
The seminar leader pounded home his point about the need to make decisions 
and take action on these decisions.

“For instance,” he said, “if you had five frogs on a log and three of them decided to jump, 
how many frogs would you have left on the log?”

The answers from the group were unanimous: “Two.”

“Wrong,” replied the speaker, “there would still be five because there is a difference 
between deciding to jump and jumping.” 
 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

 
“New York woman is suing her surgeon claiming he was on his cell phone during her operation. 
In response, the doctor said, ‘For your information, I was Googling how to perform surgery.'” -Conan O’Brien

“A new study found that running for two minutes is just as good for you as working out for 
90 minutes. That doesn’t sound like a study it sounds like something a chubby guy says 
after being on the treadmill for two minutes.” -Jimmy Fallon

“There’s a holiday gift giving trend that’s supposedly on the rise this year called self-gifting, 
meaning it’s OK to buy a gift for yourself. But buying a gift and wrapping it for yourself, 
that’s just pathetic.” -Jimmy Kimmel

 
 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My brother Scott brought over a photo album of his camping trip. 
One picture showed a brown bear helping itself to his food. 
“What kind of bear is that?” I asked.
“It’s called a Kodiak,” Scott replied.
“Oh, yeah?” my husband Keith shot back. 
“And I suppose those white ones in the Arctic are called Polaroids.” 

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
In this movie, a red liquid allowed humans to breathe underwater.

Answer: “The Abyss” was directed by James Cameron, and was released in 1989.  

Fridays Movie Trivia of the day!  
This movie is about a “Bug” who came to earth to take Orion’s belt, which contained a galaxy. 

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
Why did the old lady always answer the door wearing her hat and coat?
 
Answer: If it was someone she wanted to invite in, she’d say that she had just come in. 
If it was someone she did not want to invite in, then she’d say she was just about to go out.

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Below are incomplete words. Replace the letters in each bracket so that you can complete the word on the left and begin the word on the right. Good luck.

Indivi ( _ _ _ _ ) ity
Din ( _ _ _ ) ve
Can ( _ _ _ ) lar
Bru ( _ _ _ ) ly
L ( _ _ _ ) litude

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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