WELCOME to TUESDAY DECEMBER 30th, 2025

Here’s The Story….
As I drove into a parking lot, I noticed that a pickup truck with a dog sitting 
behind the wheel was rolling toward a female pedestrian.

She seemed oblivious, so I hit my horn to get her attention. She looked up 
just in time to jump out of the way of the truck’s path, and 
the vehicle bumped harmlessly into the curb and stopped.

I rushed to the woman’s side to see if she was all right.

“I’m fine,” she assured me, “but if that dog hadn’t honked…” 😮😆
 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

 “A member of the band Journey said ‘Don’t Stop Believing’ was inspired by the 
time he borrowed money from his dad to pay his dog’s vet bill. Apparently, 
the dog was hit by a midnight train goin’ anywhere.” -Jimmy Fallon

“Asian restaurant chain P.F. Chang’s announced today it will open its first location 
in China. Of course, over there they’ll be called ‘P.F. Charles.'” -Seth Meyers

“Some critics are now saying that NASA will be unable to use SpaceX’s rocket 
because it’s too small. However, SpaceX insists that it’s just the cold weather.” -Conan O’Brien 

 
 
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My husband and I often spell words so that our small children won’t understand 
what we’re saying. I didn’t realize what a habit this had become until one day 
when my husband and I were in the grocery store at the soup aisle.
An aggressive young woman banged into our cart, then nudged me over, blocking 
my access to the soup. Annoyed, I looked at my husband and said, “Boy is she r-u-d-e!”
“Yeah,” he replied, “but I’ll bet she can s-p-e-l-l.” 😄😮
 
  

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
Which actor played a mad scientist creating a mutated flying gremlin in “Gremlins 2: The New Batch”? 

Answer:  Christopher Lee!
Gremlins normally die in sunlight, according to the movie “Gremlins”. However, in “Gremlins 2: The New Batch” a mad scientist (Christopher Lee) injected a gremlin with sunscreen and bat DNA, which allowed it to grow wings and fly outside. 

Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
Name the actor who played as Fredo Corleone in “The Godfather” (1972).

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
Five customers (Candy, Derek, John, Rose, and Steve), order lunch at a fast food restaurant. They order the following things, not in order: Cheeseburger, Salad, Chicken Strips, Hamburger and Fried Fish. Each customer asked for his or her meal to have extra sauce added to it (catsup, mustard, BBQ sauce, mayo or ranch dressing). Can you figure out who got what and in which order they were standing in line?

Clues:

1) The first customer (who wasn’t a girl) isn’t the one who ordered a salad.
2) The salad did not get BBQ sauce on it.
3) Candy ate chicken for lunch and wasn’t last in line.
4) The person who asked for extra catsup had a cheeseburger.
5) John did not eat the mustard drenched fish.
6) Derek was in the exact middle of the line.
7) Steve was in line after the salad eater but before the mayo lover.

Answer: John was first in line and ordered cheeseburger with extra catsup.
Candy was second and ordered BBQ chicken strips.
Derek was third and had salad with ranch dressing.
Steve was fourth and ate a fish with mustard.
Rose was last in line and ate a hamburger with mayo.
  
 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
A 3-letter word has been taken out of each of the following words. Can you figure it out?

_ _ IO C _ ER W _ H O _ _OR

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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