WELCOME to TUESDAY JANUARY 20th, 2026

Here’s The Story….
Conjoined twins walk into a pub in Toronto and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says 
to the bartender, “Don’t mind us, we’re joined at the hip. I’m John, he’s Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers please.”
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. “Been on holiday, lads?”
“Off to England next month,” says John. “We go to England every year, hire a car, and drive for miles, don’t we, Jim?” Jim agrees.
“Ah, England!” says the bartender. “Wonderful Country…the history, the beer, the culture…”
“Nah, we don’t like that British crap,” says John. “Hamburgers and Molson’s beer, that’s us, eh, Jim? 
And we can’t stand the English; they’re so arrogant and rude, not civil and polite like us Canadians.”
“So why keep going to England?” asks the bartender.
“It’s the only chance Jim gets to drive.” 😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

 
“Taco Bell announced that it will be adding beer to the menu at certain restaurants 
in Canada. It’s the first time that going to Taco Bell will lead to getting drunk and 
not the other way around.” -James Corden

“A man in Oregon walked away with minor injuries after he fell asleep in a dumpster 
and ended up in a trash compacter. It raises a lot of questions, and the 
answer to all of them is tequila.” -Jimmy Fallon

“Expedia released their rankings of the most annoying drivers in America. For the 
15th year in a row, the most annoying driver on the road is every driver but you. 
The survey says the least popular passengers are backseat drivers. 
I would have said carjackers.” -Jimmy Kimmel 

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
“Jim, why don’t you play golf with Steve anymore?” asked a friend.
“Would you play golf with a guy who moved the ball with his foot 
when you weren’t watching?” Jim asked.
“Well, no, I suppose not,” admitted the friend.
“Neither will Steve,” replied Jim. 😮😮

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
Mark Wahlberg played Chris Cole in which 2001 movie?
 
Answer:  The correct answer was Rock Star, Mark Wahlberg and Jennifer Aniston had real on-screen chemistry in this movie!
‘Rock Star’ is based on true story, about the inner workings of a rock band named Steel Dragon. Chris “Izzy” Cole fulfilled his dream to join the band, but eventually found out that being a musician is not all a bed of roses.

Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
In 2001, Jennifer Connolly played Alicia Nash in which movie?

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
A man was hiking in the hills for the first time and, for safety, he brings along two guides. At the beginning of the hike, the first guide said, “Keep all personal items close, stay behind me, and above all else, keep your balance around the steep dropoffs!” The second guide had never been on such a long hike and, despite the warnings, tumbled off one of the high cliffs and rolled into a valley. The second guide’s spine was broken in the fall. The man and the first guide watched the fall, shrugged, and moved on. Why did they offer no help or concern?

Answer:   The second guide was a book.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
One week last summer, Richard’s 5 kids went to camp. On each weekday, Richard had lunch with a different one of his children in the camp cafeteria. Except for the twins, who are both in the same grade, each of the children will begin a different grade in the fall. Each day of the week, a different main dish and different dessert was served. Can you figure out who Richard ate with on what day and what he had for lunch?

1) Richard and his only sixth-grade child (who isn’t Basil) enjoyed the BBQ beef on Wednesday. The day Richard ate lunch with Basil wasn’t the day chili was served.

2) Monday’s dessert was brownies. Friday’s was apple pie.

3) Lasagna was served on the day Richard joined his daughter Lily for lunch.

4) Thursday wasn’t the day on which Richard and one of the twins had fried chicken followed by chocolate pudding.

5) Richard ate lunch with Darlene more than one day before he ate lunch with Amber (who is about to begin second grade, but isn’t a twin).

6) Foster (who isn’t the one with whom Richard had peach cobbler for dessert) is entering a higher grade than the child whom Richard ate pizza but a lower grade than at least one other child.

7) Richard didn’t eat lasagna with either of the twins, nor did he eat lunch with the twins on consecutive days.

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