WELCOME to THURSDAY JANUARY 29th, 2026

Here’s The Story….
Two friends are discussing the possibility of love.
“I thought I was in love three times,” one friend says.
“How so?” his friend asks.
“Five years ago I deeply cared for a woman who wanted nothing to do with me.”
“And that wasn’t love?” his friend asks.
“No,” he replies. “That was obsession. Then two years ago I deeply cared 
for an attractive woman who didn’t understand me.”
“Was that love?”
“No,” he replies. “That was lust. And just last year I met a woman aboard a cruise 
ship to the Caribbean. She was smart, funny, and a great conversationalist. 
And everywhere we met on that boat, I would get this strange 
sensation in the pit of my stomach.”
“Was that love?” his friend asks.
“No,” he replies. “That was seasickness.” 😮😆😎
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

 
“According to a new study, children who are spanked are twice as likely as those 
that aren’t spanked to get into fights and destroy things which is probably 
why they get spanked in the first place.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“The former president of Trader Joe’s is opening a store that sells only expired food. 
The new store will be known as 7-Eleven.” -Conan O’Brien 
 

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Millions of years ago, there was no such thing as the wheel. One day, some 
primitive guys were watching their wives drag a dead mastodon to the food 
& fire area. It was exhausting work; the guys were getting tired just watching.

Then they noticed some large, smooth, rounded boulders and they had a great 
idea! They could sit on top of the boulders and get a better view of their wives working.

This was the first in a series of breakthroughs that ultimately led to 
television…and later to the remote control. 😆😅

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
Isabel Fuentes was a character in which romcom, which also starred Matthew Perry?

Answer: Fools Rush In! Played by Salma Hayek. A whirlwind romance between the sexy Isabel, and the conservative Alex Whitman (Perry). Their on-again, off-again marriage is sealed by the birth of their daughter, and they all lived happily ever after, (well, at least to the end of the movie)!

Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
Which movie co-starred Nicolas Cage as Doug Chesnic?

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
These brain teasers rely on your ability to recognize groups of common attributes. For each of these puzzles you’ll need to figure out why the words or letters are grouped as they are. Sometimes you will be asked to pick the odd-one-out or to place a new word into the correct group.

Which is the odd one out?
Boundaries
Cancerous
Librarian
Scorpions
Chameleon
Keyboards

Answer:  “Keyboards”. All the other words contain names from the 12 signs of the zodiac: bound-Aries, Cancer-ous, Libra-rian, Scorpio-ns, chame-Leo-n

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
Mr. Slickdeals is back … He’s decided to go into the poker tournament business to supplement his sweepstakes sponsoring income.
He’s finding that this group of people are a little more demanding than any of his sweepstakes participants. So, he’s had the players submit their food & drink orders prior to the beginning of the tourney. Being a shrewd (somewhat skewed) businessman, he’s decided to charge the players at the final table for whatever they ate or drank. What a cheapskate!
So, Monday morning rolls around, the tourney’s over and Mr. Slickdeals begins the process of sending out prizes & food/drink bills when he realizes that, yet again, his computer has crashed (Mr. Slickdeals needs a new computer!). From the notes he’s taken, can you determine how much money each player started and ended with & what they had to eat and drink?

1. The beer-drinking Rambunctious didn’t have a bologna sandwich. The person who had pastrami exactly doubled their money. Big John started with $250.
2. Vec is not the person who started with $350 and ended with $450. The lemonade drinker, not Iconian, didn’t have a turkey sandwich.
3. Mavtech started with more money than the ham sandwich eater but he ended with $100 less than the tequila drinker.
4. The person eating a turkey sandwich ended the day with more money than the iced tea drinker but less than the person who had roast beef.
5. Vec didn’t drink tequila. The vodka drinker didn’t start with $400 but he ended with $150 more than he started with. The person who had a ham sandwich had $300 to start with, but it wasn’t Vec.
6. The five players were Mavtech, the man who started with $500, the person who had a turkey sandwich, the man who ended with $600 and the iced tea drinker.

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