WELCOME to FRIDAY FEBRUARY 6th, 2026

Here’s The Story….
When our client’s dog lapped up anti-freeze, the veterinarian I work 
for ordered a unique treatment: an IV drip mixing fluids with vodka. 
“Go buy the cheapest bottle you can find,” he told me.

At the liquor store, I was uneasy buying cheap booze so early in the day, 
and I felt compelled to explain things to the clerk. 
“Believe it or not,” I said, “this is for a sick dog.”

As I was leaving, the next customer plunked down two bottles of 
muscatel and announced, “These are for my cats.” 😮😮
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEEKEND people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

 
“More millennials are looking to get rid of extra piercings and even 
remove their tattoos. Researchers say it’s due to a new phenomenon 
occurring among millennials called turning 30.” -Jimmy Fallon

“A new study suggests that marriage is more beneficial for men than 
women. The results of the study were shouted at me through a 
locked bedroom door.” -Seth Meyers

“A study has confirmed that eating less increases your lifespan. 
The study goes on to advise the residents of Wisconsin to get 
their affairs in order.” -Conan O’Brien

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I 
do anymore is fight. I’ve been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.”
“If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend.
“I’m seriously considering it, but I’d like to lose another 15 pounds first.” 😮

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
“One Battle After Another” brought together Paul Thomas Anderson, 
Sean Penn, and involved the Christmas Adventurers Club.
 
Answer: The correct answer was True! Paul Thomas Anderson directed one of the more controversial films of 2025. “One Battle After Another” opened with far-left extremists helping detained immigrants escape custody. The all-star cast included Leonardo DiCaprio, Sean Penn, Benicio del Toro, and Regina Hall. One of the key plots involved a racist group known as the Christmas Adventurers Club.

Fridays Movie Trivia of the day!  
What 2025 motion picture starred Cate Blanchett and Michael Fassbender, and dealt with espionage?

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
There are five doors, one leads to the exit, the others lead to traps. They are in a line. The clues tell you which position the doors are in the line and where the door to freedom is. All the clues are true. Each door has a clue written on it. The clues read:

The blue door: This door is two spots away from the door to freedom.
The red door: This door is at the far right, and is two spots away from the blue door.
The purple door: This door is not next to the door to freedom.
The green door: This door is left of the blue door.
The orange door: This door is not next to the red or blue doors.

Which door leads to freedom?

Answer: The orange door leads to freedom.  

Friday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
I have been many things in my life.
To England I traveled during times of strife.

I owned a printing shop and made its periodicals popular.
Many enjoyed my views and called me a philosopher.

I loved inventing and in the field of science I strove.
Some of my inventions were bifocal eyeglasses, the glass harmonica and even a stove.

Many public offices have I held and served long,
Not the least of which, was reorganizing the postal system and making it strong.

Thanks to my love for travel, debates and tendency to chat,
I earned the title of diplomat.

I spent many times in England, that’s a fact.
I defended American rights and fought for repeal of the Stamp Act.

My ability to write and strong belief that all men are created equal caused me to help design
A Declaration of Independence, on which the original I did sign.

Be original, a thinker, give it a try.
Can you figure out my name; who am I?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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