WELCOME to TUESDAY FEBRUARY 10th, 2026

Here’s The Story….
A wife comes home after a long day out shopping and freezes when she finds her husband with a young woman.
She turns on her heel, ready to walk straight back out, but he sits up and says, “Wait. Before you go, let me explain.”
“On the drive home I saw her walking along looking absolutely worn out. She looked skint, so I offered her a lift. 
In the car she said she hadn’t eaten all day, so I brought her back and warmed up that leftover roast 
in the fridge that’s been sitting there for ages.”

“When we got inside I noticed her shoes were falling apart, so I gave her those shoes of yours you 
stopped wearing because they were ‘a bit last year.’”

“Then she said she was freezing, so I gave her that birthday jumper you never wore because 
the colour wasn’t really your thing.”

“And her trousers were in a right state, so I gave her that pair of 
yours you keep in the wardrobe for… motivation.”

He spreads his hands and sighs. “Anyway, she was just about to leave when she paused, 
looked back at me, and said, ‘Have you got anything else your wife doesn’t use anymore?’”
“So, here we are.” 😮😮😎
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Pope Francis visited a Buddhist country and made some controversial remarks. 
The worst was when the Pope saw a statue of Buddha and said, ‘At least, MY God has abs.'” -Conan O’Brien

“Uber signed a deal with NASA on Wednesday to develop ‘Uber Elevate,’ a new type 
of Uber that will use flying cars. They’re developing a flying Uber. And you thought 
you vomited in the backseat of Ubers before.” -James Corden

“After facing backlash from customers, Subway says it will remove a chemical in its 
bread that is also found in yoga mats. Some people were like, ‘You mean I’ve been 
eating a dangerous chemical?’ While most people were like, 
‘You mean I can eat my yoga mat?'” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
During World War II Richard Wynn, on flight duty with the 8th Air Force Division in Europe 
was shot down and captured by the Germans. After a year as prisoner of war, he escaped 
and made his way back to his bomber group in England. One of his first acts there was 
to hunt up the corporal on duty in the parachute building.

“Corporal,” he said, “a year ago I had occasion to use one of the parachutes that your men 
had packed and I want you to know how delighted I was to find it in perfect working order. 
I give you my deepest compliments and appreciation.”

“You know, Lieutenant, funny thing,” the corporal replied. 
“In this work we never get any complaints.” 😮😮

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
Which animated film had a connection to Gary De’Snake, Jason Bateman, and Ginnifer Goodwin?

Answer:  Zootopia 2! The sequel to 2016’s “Zootopia” once again brought together the police duo of Judy Hopps (Ginnifer Goodwin) and Nick Wilde (Jason Bateman). Judy is the first rabbit officer on the police force and Nick was the first fox to work for the department. Together they are on a mission to catch the movie’s villain, Gary De’Snake. Ke Huy Quan who won a Best Supporting Actor Oscar in 2023 for “Everything Everywhere All at Once”, voiced the viper snake Gary.

Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
Which 2025 film starred Sophie Thatcher, Jack Quaid, and dealt with a killer robot?

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
Complete the word square by inserting the 9 letters into the grid, to create the same words reading down & across.

D E E L L L O O O

E A C H
A _ _ _
C _ _ _
H _ _ _

Answer:  E A C H
A L O E
C O O L
H E L D

Each, Aloe, Cool, Held
 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎

I can be repeated,
But often not in the same way.

I can’t be changed,
But can be rewritten.

I can be forgotten,
And can also be lost with death.

My first is in horses,
But not in ponies.

My last is in pretty,
But not in beautiful.

What am I?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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