WELCOME to THURSDAY FEBRUARY 12th, 2026
Here’s The Story….
A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was
accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: “I am placed in the door and
told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go.”
“But how do you know when you are going to land?” he was asked.
“I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass
when I am 300 feet from the ground” he answered.
“But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?”
he was again asked. The man quickly answered. “Oh, the dog’s leash goes slack.” 😮😮🤣
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY THURSDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Researchers say that they’ve figured out how to get around Apple’s new face-scanning
security feature. They did it by using a mask that mimics the user’s face. The mask
they used is made of plastic, silicone, and makeup. Or as they call that
here in Los Angeles, a face.” -James Corden
“A new study found that ancient cave art from 40,000 years ago was mostly done
by women. So even back then men didn’t have a say in decorating.” -Jimmy Fallon
“A South Carolina elementary school’s lunch program has added a food truck that
serves the kids buffalo wings, tacos, and mac-and-cheese. It’s all in keeping with
the school’s motto: ‘It’s Never Too Early To Give Up.'” -Conan O’Brien
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A weeping woman bursts into her hypnotherapist’s office and declares,
“Doctor, I have been faithful to my husband for 15 years, but yesterday
I broke that trust and had an affair! The guilt is killing me.
I just want to forget that it ever happened!”
The hypnotherapist shakes his head and says. “Not again…” 😮
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
Kidnapping, Emma Stone, and a plot about aliens were showcased in what 2025 motion picture?
Answer: Bugonia! “Bugonia” was an English-language remake of the South Korean film “Save the Green Planet!” (2003). The plot revolved around a conspiracy theorist and his autistic cousin believing that the CEO of a large drug company was actually an alien. The CEO, Michelle Fuller, was played by Oscar winner Emma Stone and she gets kidnapped by the duo.
Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day!
Jerry Bruckheimer produced what film about a comeback and starred Brad Pitt?
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Below are four epitaphs (writing on gravestones).
From the writings, can you tell the occupation of each person?
- Here lies Mortimer Bibbs.
He took part of ours and gave it to big brother, but he always had good form. - Here lies Dirk McDuff, who toppled giants with weapons of steel.
If only he’d heard his partner’s shout before the giants found their revenge. - Here lies Suzy Smelt. She constructed many a bomb but mostly brought smiles to our faces.
- Here lies Ethel Grant. She spent her whole life fighting with what she will now become.
Answer: 1. Mortimer was a tax man.
- Dirk was a lumberjack (and died because he didn’t hear his partner yell “Timber!”).
- Suzy was a comedienne.
- Ethel was a maid, always fighting dust (referring to “ashes to ashes and dust to dust”).
Thursday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
For each group below, fill in the blanks with two words that differ only by their first letter.
- Stop thinking over here. Go _ _ _ _ _ _ over _ _ _ _ _ _.
- An untrained person could be killed in these woods, but there is little _ _ _ _ _ _ for a _ _ _ _ _ _.
- Writing an “A” on your dish rag would make it a _ _ _ _ _ with a _ _ _ _ _.
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