WELCOME to TUESDAY MARCH 31th, 2026

The Funniest Names in English……

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  Name  Description
  Ahn Wee     A bored Chinese woman living in France.
  Alan Rench  A guy who is handy with tools.
  Alga Rithem Chair of the math department.
  Alison Wonderland A rather flaky lady.
  Ally Katz   An aggressive woman; a real fighter.
  Ally Louia  A woman who just won the lottery.
  Ally Monie  A gay divorcee (in the original sense).
  Amanda Lynn A lady musician: guess what she plays.
  Anita Ficks A Hollywood actress who hasn’t made a film for 5 years.
  Anita Job   A woman recently fired for botching one job too many.
  Ann Thrax   A bioterrorist of the worst sort.
  Anna Botik  Doctor Anna Botik, if you don’t mind.
  Anna Conda  A seductive, untrustworthy woman.
  Anna Nimmity      A woman of mystery.
  Anna Phalaxis     A woman given to fainting spells.
  Anne Chovee A cold fish of a woman who uses salty language.
  April Day   A bright woman given to gloomy days.
  April Showers     A woman who loves cloudy, rainy days.
  April Weeks A woman who breezes in and out.
  Argyle Greenpasture     A farmer or farmer’s wife. I can’t remember.
  That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY ‘people, stay safe,
  and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

 
What Kids Say in School….
Tyler Capp surveyed a handful of nine year old kids on the subject of love.
He simply asked the question, “What does love mean to you?” The results are as follows:
It is nice and eww at the same time. And it feels weird and tingly.
I think it means things like friendship and happiness and peace. Also when you create a bond with someone.
It means to me that someone is sweet to you, respectful and just loves you.
You die of heartbreak, or spend the rest of your [life] doing love stuff and spending money for flowers for your wife.
It’s nice and it is who you are most comfortable with.
When you feel happy all the time when you’re with them.
I think that love means 3 things that are
that you think that person is great;
that you want to be with them because they are kind to you;
that you want to be with them and want to protect them and care about them.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
 What supernatural thriller released in 1999 is about a young boy who claims he can see
dead people and the psychologist trying to help him?

Answer:  The correct answer was The Sixth Sense! “The Sixth Sense” came out in 1999 and was written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan, which established Shyamalan as a mainstream filmmaker. The story centers on Malcolm Crowe, a child psychologist played by Bruce Willis, who is trying to help a troubled young boy named Cole Sear, portrayed by Haley Joel Osment. Cole confides that he can see and communicate with dead people, a reveal that profoundly shapes both his life and Malcolm’s understanding of his own. (Yeah, I know you know the ending, but I promised no spoilers!)
 
Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
This Cold War spy thriller, based on a Tom Clancy novel, was released in 1990 and centers on a Soviet submarine captain going rogue with a cutting-edge nuclear submarine. What movie is it?

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
I am a set of three words, all with the same six letters.
First I am a kingdom, though not royally so.
Then spell me backwards, and I become a thin plate.
Now rearrange my consonants, leaving my vowels in place …
I am now a type of paper.

What are the words?

Answer:  animal = a kingdom, not royal, but biological
lamina = a thin plate
manila = a type of paper

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​😎😎
What is this famous saying?

zain yain xain wain vain uain tain sain rain qain oain nain main lain kain jain iain hain fain eain dain cain bain aain

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