WELCOME to WEDNESDAY MAY 27th, 2026
Sayings….
Home is where you hang your @
The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail
A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
You can’t teach a new mouse old clicks.
The modem is the message.
Too many clicks spoil the browse.
The geek shall inherit the earth.
A chat has nine lives.
Don’t byte off more than you can view.
Fax is stranger than fiction.
What boots up must come down.
Virtual reality is its own reward.
There’s no place like http://www.home.com
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the
InternNet and he won’t bother you for weeks.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY THURSDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
QUOTES OF THE DAY…
“Best Buy will start selling solar panels in an effort to promote energy conservation.
Best Buy says you can find the panels right next to the 300 flat-screen
TVs they leave on all day.” -Jimmy Fallon
“Lululemon is the company that makes yoga pants that are so tight they cut off
circulation to the part of your brain that decides how much money is OK to
spend on yoga pants.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“There are some accusations that Silicon Valley discriminates against people
because of their age. Elderly groups are so furious about this that they plan
to send Silicon Valley an angry fax.” -Conan O’Brien
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
This actress is seven months pregnant and the chief of police of her city.
Answer: Marge Gunderson! Frances McDormand won her Academy Award as Marge Gunderson in the 1996 black comedy crime movie “Fargo”. Marge Gunderson is seven months pregnant and the chief of police of the city of Brainerd near Fargo. She investigates road-side homicides after a car salesman, who is in financial trouble, hires two criminals to kidnap his wife for a huge ransom from her wealthy father.
There are a number of killings and double-crosses during the movie but eventually Marge Gunderson solves the crime.
Wednesdays Movie Trivia of the day!
This actor played an Australian concert pianist who studied at the Royal College of Music in London.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
Welcome to the Missing Idioms language game! An idiom is a speech form or an expression of a given language that is peculiar to itself grammatically or, cannot be understood from the individual meanings of its elements, as in “keep tabs on”.
Below you will find 10 sentences, with the missing idiom replaced, in brackets (…). To solve the game, you will need to complete each sentence with an idiom, but there is a twist to it. Each round you will be given a Main Clue and, all missing idioms must relate to it.
The Main Clue for this round is “Animals”, therefore all missing idioms must relate to animals. Good luck and enjoy!
- He is the (most important person, main character) in his company.
- I hadn’t seen my cousin in a year, so when we finally met we talked (for a very long time).
- You should (not worry about those problems from before). It is too late now to do anything about them.
- There is no need to be concerned about your new landlady. Her (words are worse than her actions).
- My grandfather moved to the country to get away from the (busyness and confusion) in the city.
- Be careful of that man. He is a (pretending to be good but, he is really bad).
- My aunt decided (to take action and not worry about the results) and begin preparations for the family reunion.
- I think that buying a ticket before we make any plans is (doing things in the wrong order).
- She is always (behaving with arrogance) and telling people what to do.
- I wish that she would (begin to be humble and agreeable) and begin to care about how other people feel about things.
ANSWER: Here are the missing idioms. - top dog
- until the cows came home
- let sleeping dogs lie
- bark is worse than her bite
- rat race
- wolf in sheep’s clothing
- to take the bull by the horns
- putting the cart before the horse
- getting on her high horse
- get off her high horse
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
As Forrie Agincourt and Jenn Rahlwitz headed back to the rail depot, Sarah caught Forrie’s eye, nodding toward an unsavory 20-something man headed their way. She guided Forrie into a respectable-looking shop. Forrie was determined not to give her the satisfaction, but his aunt outwaited him.
“I give up. What did we avoid there?”
“I could hardly expect you to head home without,” she cleared her throat, “at least some come-punk-shun.”
Forrie made a noise that drew a stern glance from the spinsterish shopkeeper.
“It’s a good thing you and Mom don’t have any brothers,” he riposted, “because he’d probably be like you, and I’d have to partake of …” he waited.
Sarah groaned, “extreme Unc-shun?”
Forrie grinned; deuce.
The shopkeeper realized they were not likely customers, and eased them back to the world. On the way to the depot, they came up with several more shunnings. How many can you get?
How many of Forrie’s avoidances can you puzzle out?
- Avoidance of places that used to smell bad
- Avoidance of Tom Hank’s “Forrest” movie
- Avoidance of males
- Avoidance of flower bunches
- Avoidance of landing movie roles
- Avoidance of German four-ring cars
- Avoidance of a website’s information pages
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