WELCOME to FRIDAY JULY 10th, 2026
Here’s The Story….
A Russian scientist and a Czechoslovakian scientist had spent their lives studying the
grizzly bear. Each year they petitioned their respective governments to allow them
to go to Yellowstone to study the bears.
Finally their request was granted, and they immediately flew to NY and on West to Yellowstone.
They reported to the ranger station and were told that it was the grizzly mating season and it
was too dangerous to go out and study the animals. They pleaded that this was their
only chance, and finally the ranger relented.
The Russian and the Czech were given portable phones and told to report in every day.
For several days they called in, and then nothing was heard from the two scientists.
The rangers mounted a search party and found the camp completely ravaged, with no sign
of the missing men. They followed the trail of two bears, a male and a female.
They found the female and decided they must kill the animal to find out if she had eaten
the scientists because they feared an international incident.
They killed the female animal and opened the stomach to find the remains of the Russian.
One ranger turned to the other and said, “You know what this means, don’t you?”
The other ranger responded, “Of course…”
“The Czech is in the male.”” 😯😂
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEEKEND ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
Funniest Quotes……
“I’m not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can
sure pick smart colleagues.” —Franklin D. Roosevelt
“I will always choose a lazy person to do a hard job
because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” —Bill Gates
“I am a friend of the workingman, and I would rather
be his friend than be one.” —Clarence Darrow
“Sometimes I feel like everyone I work with is an idiot.
And by sometimes I mean all times. All the time.
Every of the time!” —Kevin Malone, The Office
“Co-workers are like Christmas lights. They hang together,
half of them don’t work and the other half aren’t so bright.” —Anonymous
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
Here’s the last sentence-which Best Picture Oscar winner is hiding in it?
“After you’ve met a bold daytime cow, when you meet a timid night cow, boy you really see the difference!”
The hidden Best Picture Oscar winner in that sentence is what you’re looking for.
Then see which of the clue answers best applies.
Answer: Set mostly in New York City! You can find the film in the sentence: “…when you meet a tiMID NIGHT COW, BOY you really…”
“Midnight Cowboy” won Best Picture at the 42nd Academy Awards in 1970, the first X-rated film to ever win the Best Picture Oscar in 96 Academy Awards ceremonies, although the film was later re-rated R in 1971, after minor edits.
The story follows a naive young Texan named Joe Buck (Jon Voight), who goes to New York City thinking he’ll make money as a male prostitute for women, only to find the harsh reality that will see him broke, lonely, and lost. He encounters Ratso Rizzo (Dustin Hoffman), a sickly street hustler, and after an initial scam Rizzo runs on him, they later on form a bond, and make a go of trying to survive together in the tough city of New York.
Fridays July Movie Trivia of the day!
Who was in the cast of “The Money Pit” and “Bachelor Party”?
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
A spoonerism is a pair of words that can have their initial sounds switched to form new words. The pairs need only sound the same, not necessarily be spelled the same (power saw & sour paw, horse cart & coarse heart). There may sometimes be one or two connecting words (kick the stone & stick the cone, king of the rats & ring of the cats). Given the following definitions, what are the spoonerisms?
- ales in Madrid & to refuse javelins
- sluggish crawl & insane jump
- very warm poodle & selfish hoarder of specks
- large cetacean & bundle of toupees
ANSWER: 1) Spanish beers & banish spears
2) lazy creep & crazy leap
3) hot dog & dot hog
4) big whale & wig bale
Friday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
I can be as blue as the sky or have a white top.
I roll through my world and crash into yours.
I can be as gentle as a newborn puppy or as vicious as
an angered bull, ripping through anything I find.
I will topple anything you put in my way if I am strong enough.
What am I?
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.
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