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    Author: eucman

    In an insane world the sane man must appear to be insane.

    Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Tuesday September 18, 2012.  Real Country Western Songs… Get Off the Table, Mabel (the $2 is for the Beer) I Just Can’t Get Over How… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    September 18, 2012 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Monday September 17, 2012.  Life’s really not like the movies. Movies: The hero calmly walks away without flinching as the building explodes behind him. Real… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    September 17, 2012 by eucman

    Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Friday September 14, 2012.  Pick up Lines #101  You look a lot like my future wife. I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    September 14, 2012 by eucman

    Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Thursday September 13, 2012.   Really Bad Analogies….. Chicken: it’s like a cow, but different. His fountain pen was so expensive it looked as if… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    September 13, 2012 by eucman

    Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Wednesday September 12, 2012.    Top 10 Least Desirable Fortunes in a Fortune Cookie 1. We know where you live. 2. You will need good… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    September 12, 2012 by eucman

    Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Tuesday September 11, 2012.  Actual Questions for the Librarian…  “I’m looking for a book.”  “Do you have books here?” “Do you have a list of all… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    September 11, 2012 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Monday September 10, 2012. Pondering……again! Do fish get thirsty? Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? Do penguins have knees? Do they… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    September 10, 2012 by eucman

    Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Friday September 7, 2012. Great Advice to Pass on to Your Daughters 1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers. 2.… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    September 7, 2012 by eucman

    Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Thursday September 6, 2012.  Hickphonics………. ARE – pronoun. Possessive case of we used as a predicate adjective. AYER – noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    September 6, 2012 by eucman

    Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

    WELCOME to Wednesday September 5, 2012. A plethora of cute and short jokes…… My girlfriend has just left me saying I spend too much time devoted to… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏”

    September 5, 2012 by eucman

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