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Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Friday April 6, 2012. Confucius Says….. Confucius Says: Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion. Man… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday April 5, 2012. Tendjewberrymud….. The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia which was recorded… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday April 4, 2012. Bizarre April Holidays….. April 1 is One Cent Day April 2 is National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day April 3 is… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday April 3, 2012. Words to Ponder….. Life is just a phase you’re going through…you’ll get over it. My idea of housework is to sweep… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday April 1, 2012. Modern Aphorisms….. Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of. Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have. Televangelists:… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday March 30, 2012. ….. What I find amazing today are clothes. Sure I know that styles go back and forth, but I don’t think… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday March 29, 2012. Redefining Words….. Abdicate – v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. Carcinoma – n. A valley… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday March 28, 2012. THE PERKS OF BEING OVER 60 Years Old. 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday March 27, 2012. Mad Ramblings… Would somebody please explain to me those signs that say, “No animals allowed except for Seeing Eye Dogs?” Who… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday March 26, 2012. Stupid Thoughts… 1. A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired. 2. What’s the definition of a will?… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”