Welcome, ‏to Wednesday October 13, 2010.  HOW TO WRITE GOOD……….. Avoid alliteration. Always. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They’re old hat.) Employ the… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Tuesday October 12, 2010.   The Top 10 Least Desirable Fortunes in a Fortune Cookie….. We know where you live. You will need good reading material in approximately 15… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Monday October 11, 2010.  Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say……. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other tonight? I’d rather just… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Friday October 8, 2010.  Eleven Things a Guy Learned From Action Movies…… 1. No matter what my problem is, it’s the fault of someone other than myself, and the… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Thursday October 7, 2010.  Books on Tape We Don’t Want to Hear………. 1. The Communist Manifesto as read by Ronald Reagan 2. The Torah as read by Louis Farrakhan… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

 Welcome, ‏to Wednesday October 6, 2010.  The Funny Side of Marriage…………….  One woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” The other replied, “Well, yes,… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Tuesday October 5, 2010.   Signs You’re Really Broke……… American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Monday October 4, 2010.  Top ten signs you bought a bad computer……. 10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it. 9. It’s celebrity spokesman is that… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Friday October 1, 2010. Whatsamatta University’s Seminars For Women Fall Catalogue…. Once again, the male staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for women of all marital status… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Thursday September 30, 2010.   NEW! University courses for men and women. Whatsamatta University’s Seminars For Men Fall Catalogue. Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”