Welcome, ‏to Wednesday October 26, 2010.   Maybe this is why they don’t teach music in high school any more. Following are actual answers from students on music tests… – The… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Tuesday October 26, 2010.  Food Ideas Rejected By McDonalds: Chicken McBobbitts Salmon McNella Tom & Roseanne “Together Forever” Value Meal Shirley McLean Burger McMenudo Filet o’ Gefilte Fish… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Monday October 25, 2010.  The Darwin Awards…… The long awaited Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are given each year to bestow upon (the remains of) that… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Friday October 22, 2010. Mother’s dictionary……….   Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too. Defense: What you’d better have around de yard… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

 Welcome, ‏to Thursday October 21, 2010.   Somewhere in this great big old world of ours it’s National Pondering Day! Here are the top ponderings of the day!   Why is… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Wednesday October 20, 2010. Today we take a serious look at Miscellaneous terms…….. Arbitrator \ar’-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable \uh-voy’-duh-buhl\: What a… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Tuesday October 19, 2010.  Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say……… Well, how ’bout that?… I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for directions. You know… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Monday October 18, 2010.  Laws of Household Physics……….. Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as every other law in the universe? Here… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Friday October 15, 2010.  Humor about Death……   OLD WANTS never die, they become needs OLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out of time OLD WATCHMAKERS never die,… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”

Welcome, ‏to Thursday October 14, 2010.   Doesn’t It Annoy You When… …there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is nowhere to be found? …you buy… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏”