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    Author: eucman

    In an insane world the sane man must appear to be insane.

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    Here’s The Story…..In order to make the world a better place, the following rules will take immediate effect across the planet. 7a. Anyone who reaches the front of… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    November 24, 2025 by eucman

    Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to FRIDAY NOVEMBER 21st, 2025 Honest Brand Slogans Hallmark: “When you care enough to give a card mass-produced by a corporation.” Ritz crackers: “Tiny, edible plates.” CliffsNotes:… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    November 21, 2025 by eucman

    Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to THURSDAY NOVEMBER 20th, 2025 Here’s The Story……I volunteered recently to perform a parachute jump for charity. On our first day of training, the instructor made an important… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    November 20, 2025 by eucman

    Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 19th, 2025 Here’s The Story……Supposedly a true story, but who knows? Who keeps chloroform in the house?] A woman who got it into her… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    November 19, 2025 by eucman

    Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to TUESDAY NOVEMBER 18th, 2025 Here’s The Story……Part of my job as a 911 dispatcher is to interrogate callers who are in various states of panic so I… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    November 18, 2025 by eucman

    Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to MONDAY NOVEMBER 17th, 2025 Here’s The Story……A New York judge is ready to go through the day’s business and he is very rushed. The first case up… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    November 17, 2025 by eucman

    Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to FRIDAY NOVEMBER 14th, 2025 The heaviest element known to science is Managerium. This element has no protons or electrons, but has a nucleus made up of… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    November 14, 2025 by eucman

    Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to THURSDAY NOVEMBER 13th, 2025 Why the Military can’t communicate with each other… If you tell the Navy to secure a building, they will turn out the… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    November 13, 2025 by eucman

    Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 12th, 2025 Here’s The Story…… A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gives the man his drink and the man asks… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    November 12, 2025 by eucman

    Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

    WELCOME to TUESDAY NOVEMBER 11th, 2025 Marriage Definitions BACHELOR: A nice guy who has cheated some nice girl out of her alimony. BRIDE: A woman with a fine… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

    November 11, 2025 by eucman

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