WELCOME to WEDNESDAY APRIL 19, 2023 THE GUIDE TO WIFE TRANSLATIONS…. The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You want The wife says: We needThe wife means:… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY APRIL 18, 2023 Tuesday’s Ponderings……. What’s another word for thesaurus? What would we have called the color orange if it wasn’t a fruit? After… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY APRIL 17, 2023 Here’s The Story….A 55 year old man who was born on May 5, has been married 5 years, has 5 children,makes… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY APRIL 14, 2023 Miscellaneous terms… ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOUR:… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY APRIL 13, 2023 Mother’s dictionary Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too. Defense: What you’d better have around… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY APRIL 12, 2023 English is very strange…… Did you know that “verb” is a noun? How can you look up words in a dictionary… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY APRIL 11, 2023 Here’s The Story…..The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just toestablish some parameters,” said the professor to… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY APRIL 10, 2023 Here’s The Story…..At Sunday school they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings.Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY APRIL 7, 2023 Here’s The Story…..A blind man and his seeing eye dog walk into a grocery store. They go straight tothe middle of… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY APRIL 6, 2023 Mid-Week Ponderings When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Does fuzzy logic tickle? Do blind eskimoes heave seeing-eye… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”