WELCOME to Tuesday, February 3, 2015. Steven Wright Thoughts…… I saw a sign at a gas station. It said “Help Wanted.” There was another sign below it… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
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Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Monday, February 2, 2015. New Earth Rules In order to make the world a better place, the following rules will take immediate effect across… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Friday, January 30, 2015. More Punography… Seven days without a pun makes one weak. A circus lion won’t eat clowns because they taste funny. A… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Thursday, January 29, 2015. Here’s the Story…………. The Cigar Arsonist: A CHARLOTTE, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of rare, very expensive cigars, insured them… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Wednesday, January 28, 2015. Wright Pondering………. I wrote a few children’s books… Not on purpose. I just got out of the hospital. I… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Tuesday, January 27, 2015. Amazing Anagrams……….. Dormitory == Dirty Room Desperation == A Rope Ends It The Morse Code == Here Come… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Monday, January 26, 2015. MORON AWARDS…….. Tennessee: A man successfully broke into a bank after hours and stole the bank’s video camera, while the… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Friday, January 23, 2015. Wright Thoughts……………. The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Thursday, January 22, 2015. Really Bad Puns for Thursday…. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. When fish are in schools they sometimes take… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”
Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!
WELCOME to Wednesday, January 21, 2015. Here’s the Story……. You know that all potatoes have eyes right? Well, Mr. and Mrs. Potato had eyes for each other,… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”