Comedy – Page 198 – The World According to the Eucman!

Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Thursday March 29, 2012. Redefining Words….. Abdicate – v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. Carcinoma – n. A valley… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday March 28, 2012. THE PERKS OF BEING OVER 60 Years Old. 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday March 27, 2012. Mad Ramblings… Would somebody please explain to me those signs that say, “No animals allowed except for Seeing Eye Dogs?” Who… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday March 26, 2012. Stupid Thoughts… 1. A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired. 2. What’s the definition of a will?… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday March 23, 2012. Male or Female… From the Washington Post Style Invitation, in which it was postulated that English should have male and female… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday March 21, 2012. Truths about growing old……. 1) Growing up is mandatory; growing old is optional. 2) Forget the health food. I need all… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday March 20, 2012. Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes.. That’s not right… Sum Ting Wong Are you harboring a fugitive?…Hu Yu Hai Ding? See me… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday March 18, 2012. The Stella Wards. The “Stella” awards rank up there with the Darwin awards. Stella Liebeck is the 81 year old lady… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday March 15, 2012. CUSTOMER’S GUIDE TO SUPERMARKET SHOPPING . 1. When in the express lane, make sure that all items are rung up and… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday March 15, 2012. I know it’s a bit early, but today’s is all about St. Patrick’s Day. I figured that I’d better get this… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”