Comedy – Page 197 – The World According to the Eucman!

Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to Thursday April 12, 2012. Hebonics…. The New York City school board has officially declared Jewish English, now dubbed ‘Hebonics’, as a second language. Backers of… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday April 11, 2012. Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral…. 1. Geez, what died in here? 2. He looks natural but those… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday April 10, 2012. Rules of Life…. 1. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday April 9, 2012. Learn a new word each day. Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday April 6, 2012. Confucius Says….. Confucius Says: Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion. Man… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Thursday April 5, 2012. Tendjewberrymud….. The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia which was recorded… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Wednesday April 4, 2012. Bizarre April Holidays….. April 1 is One Cent Day April 2 is National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day April 3 is… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Tuesday April 3, 2012. Words to Ponder….. Life is just a phase you’re going through…you’ll get over it. My idea of housework is to sweep… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Monday April 1, 2012. Modern Aphorisms….. Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of. Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have. Televangelists:… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to Friday March 30, 2012. ….. What I find amazing today are clothes. Sure I know that styles go back and forth, but I don’t think… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”