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Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to FRIDAY JANUARY 17, 2025 Here’s The Story…A man is sitting in the coach section of a flight from New York to Chicago bitinghis fingernails and… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY JANUARY 16, 2025 Here’s The Story…I’m not the easiest guy in the world to get along with. So when our anniversaryrolled around, I wanted… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JANUARY 15, 2025 Here’s The Story…A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas. She’s down to her last $50.Exasperated,… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY JANUARY 14, 2025 Here’s The Story…I had given our daughter, who was 15 at the time, a driver’s manual. On theway to town one… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY JANUARY 13`1, 2025 Here’s The Story…Two older, successful businessmen met at a resort. One who had recentlyretired was describing his life, “I get up… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY JANUARY 10, 2025 Here’s The Story…I deliver pizza to help cover my college tuition. Once I called on customerswho sent their seven-year-old son to… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY JANUARY 9, 2025 Signs of the times SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE:“We will heel youWe will save your soleWe will even dye for… Read more “Thurday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JANUARY 8, 2025 Herse the Story…As e-mail (and blogs and texts and Tweets) continue to erode the written language,perhaps it is time for an… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY JANUARY 7, 2025 Herse the Story…A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wantedeach of them to have learned one fact… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY JANUARY 6, 2025 Physics 101 Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi 2000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won ton 1 millionth… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”